'TIS THE SEASON TO NOT BE A BAHUMBUG! GRAB THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT BY THE HIPS AND MAKE IT YOUR OWN!
-Fuzz

God, what a hilariously horrendous movie.

It was so bad, the guy in the back row must have drifted off and had a nightmare cuz his head was titled back and he was moaning. His girlfriend also must have been bored because she pulled out his headphones from his pocket (that must have had a really short cord) and head banged to some fast paced music.

Oh, and then he took off his pants and they fucked on the sticky theater floor.

True story, bro.