Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul.
Yo ho, heave ho.
There are those who's hearts are as black as coal,
Yo ho, heave ho
And they sail their ship 'cross the ocean blue!
A bloodthirsty Captain...
To recap. We have already seen:
Street Thug Rainbow Dash (Spectrum)
Psychotic Killer Pinkie Pie (Pinkamina)
And.... Let's face it... Dominatrix Fluttershy (Shudder)
Cult Priestess Twilight comes at the end.
So who do you want to see next? Your options are...
Southern Debutant Poisoner Applejack
-OR-
Pirate Captain Rarity
Vote here When I get the votes I will write that chapter next.
Seriously, it's done. All I need to do is to push "publish".
I am however, going to wait until more peeps are online!
So how's about instead I finish the chapter I've been working on for God knows how long?
So I'm having tacos for dinner!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
..... Anyway...
My guess is most of you are wondering where the hell the next AKG chapter is. The answer is "on its way." Things keep happening and I was afraid I'd lose my internet for a while. This turned out not to be the case. So therefore I can get it to you soon. Let's not kill myself with deadlines and say "before the end of next week."
Too much Skyrim... Not enough sleep... WILL PUBLISH SOON.
So far, the chapter is on schedule. I thought I was gonna have it out EARLY but that is not going to be the case. I'm sorry.
Does this adorable picture of Cadence hugging Twi make it better?
'
.... Yeah. It makes it better...
And I need you now tonight.
I'm sorry, Luna...
And I need you more than ever.
You don't need to be.
And if you only hold me tight.
I shouldn't have let him get to me like that
We'll be holding on forever.
It wasn't your fault...
And we'll only be making it right,
Yes it was. I lost myself
Because we'll never be wrong.
So I'll try to get the next chapter of AKG out tomorrow, but I may have to delay it a day. It will come out no later then Thursday, Pinkie Promise.
I even plugged in a couple of hundred words! Without further ado, here they are! Preview thingy!
Fluttershy woke up in a cage.
All fans of AKG:
1) What is your favorite chapter? Why?
2) What character do you think I've written well? What character did I screw up with?
3) What do you think of Seraphim Glare, my only published OC?
4) Does it have the problems that a lot of other Alicorn-centric fanfics have?
We can't afford to be innocent.
Stand up and face the Enemy.
It's a do or die situation.
We will be invincible!
Yeah we're gonna fight!
Weak. That's all you've ever been.
We do it every night!
All you've ever done is cower and wimper away from trouble
Baby when you scratch!
Just stand there and look cute in a vague hope for pity.
You know I'm gonna bite!
It's pathetic.
You can make me cry!
You sicken me.
I can make you die!
By the end of 2015 I will (in order of importance)
1) MOVE. MY BUM ASS. OUTTA MY MOM'S HOUSE.
2) Get a better job./ Start my game review show in earnest
3) Get a girlfriend (please god)
4) Finish AKG
5) Finish Doctor Whooves: The Serpent Saga
6) Reach 300 FiMFiction followers.
7) Reach 100 youtube subscribers
8) Write more crossovers with other stuff.
9) Try to get paid for writing.
1-5 are musts. Everything else is just gravy. Happy New Year, guys!
Hit the road, Jack!
You demand loyalty, and give none in return.
And don'tcha come back
Kindness is a concept that's foreign to you.
No More!
You call yourself a generous king, but all you've ever done is take things away.
No More!
"Vanquisher of Darkness"? Don't make me laugh!
No More!
To be honest, what we want ain't complicated.
One push is all you need.
A fist first philosophy.
We watch with wounded eyes!
I hope you recognize.
Well, to start off your punctuation is terrible.
Yes. Yes it is. Carry on.
You do seem to hit home when you want something to be sad or meaningful, I'm sure if I actually WATCHED the show, it would have more of an impact.
Thank you. I like to think I can depress people.
Your twists are well handled, though again, it would probably be more significant if I watched the show.
Danke.
You've got your rules and your religion.
All designed to keep you safe!
But when the rules start getting broken.
You start questioning your faith!
I have a voice that is my savior,
Hates to love, but loves to hate!
I have a voice that has the knowledge,
And the power to rule your fate!
I hear voices crying!
I see heroes dying!
I taste blood that's drying!
I feel tension rising!
I hear voices in my head!
They council me, the understand,
They talk to me!
Welcome to your life...
I lost my life.
There's no turning back...
I lost my sense of right.
Even while we sleep...
I lost my family
We will find you.
I lost my sanity
Acting on your best behavior
I lost my sister.
Turn your back on Mother Nature.
I lost my love.
Everybody wants to rule the world.
There is a house in Canterlot...
I am a father.
They call the Rising Sun...
I am a King.
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy...
I am the destroyer of the family star.
And God, I know, I'm one.
And I am far from finished.
Mothers, tell your children.
Neither are we!
Never do, what I have done.
I had to send AKG to the very last person I ever wanted to read it....
MY OWN MOTHER!!!
I know what you're saying. "What's so bad about that?" Well... My mother is an English teacher. I.E the very worst kind of Grammar Nazi.
It was obvious in the early chapters that I had HEARD of Punctuation but I had yet to fully internalize the concept.
God help me.
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