"Perfect," he said. "Now you've gotten him started. They've passed their little 'test.' Now what's stopping Glare from simply burning them to ashes?"

"Partly me," his friend said proudly. "Partly his own pride. He'll want to take his time with them, like he did with us. That should give us the time we need..."

"How are we going to get the message to Twilight?" he asked. "i hope you're not planning on getting her here the old fashioned way, I have a feeling she'll object."

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Enjoy it, guys! This is the end of Act II and the beginning of Act III. Expect epicness!

Okay... This is the first 422 words of the next chapter... But it has a little... Weird?

He woke up in a field of white silence.

"Oh, so you got here," came a familiar voice. "I'm glad. It took you long enough."

He recognized the face of his friend almost immediately. But for him to be here... he had to be in one of two places.

"Is this...?" he asked.

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And I'm... maaaaaaybe halfway done with the chapter?

Yeah. Strap in folks. It's going to be a long one. There will be speeches! And Philosophizing! And explosions!

.... PRECISELY TWO explosions.

This is so... awesome

The only real flaw I can see is in the URL. She seems to think my name is "League" of Triumph.

Hi, there! I'm the Light! Pleased to meet you

Now, the picture itself is distilled awesomeness.

We got Twilight front and center, looking for every mathematical way to kick Glare's shiny ass.

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BEHOLD!

I have finished writing the next chapter and will publish on a SUNDAY MORNING! Thus guaranteeing that I will receive NO NEW READERS!!!

I keep it up like this, this fic will sink into obscurity faster than The Wu-Lin Warriors! Hahahahaha!!!

God fucking dammit.

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I got the fucking chapter out FINALLY! I have got to pick up the pace with this damn story. A chapter a month is just UNACCEPTABLE.

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(Just imagine the mane and tail are fire. It's the best the Pony Creator could do.)

Name: Seraphim Glare

Backstory: (Here's where it all falls down.) Glare is known as "The First Alicorn King" and for good reason.

A fanatic obsessed with stamping out darkness. Anything from a pleasant night to a cool shade. Leaving nothing behind but blinding oppressive light.

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

if I keep this up I can publish tomorrow or the day after! Oh y god, I FINALLY BROKE THROUGH!!

I

WROTE

WORDS!!!

I strung consonants and vowels together in such a fashion to the basic building blocks of the English Language! And then I went even beyond that! I put those words together to form SENTENCES!! And then I put the sentences into A PARAGRAPH! AND THEN I MADE ANOTHER ONE!!

Oh my god! This is the first real progress I've made in DAYS! Be happy for me!

In the bowels of the Struggling Authors group, I found this thread entitled "Words of Encouragement," posted on the eighth of May.

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Fans of AKG, I know you want Seraphim Glare to suffer. The question is... How badly?

Because I have come up with an ending defeat. This defeat is the single most pleasing, cathartic way to ice a bitch I can think of.

BUT...

It would require some set up, I.E. A very long exposition chapter like chapters 4&5.

Would you be willing to sit through that if it meant giving the most HATEABLE fan made MLP villain gratuitous amounts of pain?

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I'm having a hard time weaponizing generosity.

Let me explain.

All those who have been reading the tagged fic know that I have been doing six chapters of the main cast fighting off evil AU versions of themselves. Using their element to end the fight.

Rainbow used her faith in her friends to beat Spectrum.

Pinkie literally laughed off the notion of Pinkamina.

I have plans for AJ and Twi.

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Yay! I got some writing done! This is good because I sure as SHIT ain't getting writing done tomorrow!

So. Awesome

Anyway! Here's the first 400 or so words of the next chapter. Enjoy!

Rarity woke up surrounded by barrels and cobwebs.

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