Here’s a list of true events I’ve lived through in the last few weeks—assembled in somewhat chronological order. Keep in mind I wrote this intending it as a comedy, but since it’s an actual abridged chronicle of my life, it reads like a horror story. 

I expect nobody will laugh when reading this.

And I find that so unbelievably fucking funny, oh my God.

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While many Nicktoons make it to air, there are some that do not. These were publicly announced in press releases earlier, but were cancelled before production began. We will mix the obvious with cartoons that I'll bet some of you didn't know were pitched to Nickelodeon.

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