Discord: I can’t believe they tried to stab me!

Starlight: Chill, your like, immortal. You’ll be fine.

Discord: I have feelings, Starlight!

Pharynx: ARE YOU-

Kevin: Fucking.

Pharynx: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kevin: Fucking.

Pharynx: IDIOT!

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Pharynx: *clears throat*

Pharynx: Whoever decided to hurt Thorax today, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.

Sunset: Do not erase the memories of my friends.

Wallflower:

Wallflower: [Read 12:05]

Sunset: This is a verbal conversation-

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Fluttershy: Are you okay?

Discord: Yes.

Fluttershy: Are you hurt?

Discord: No.

Fluttershy: *smacks him* Then what were you thinking?!

Cozy: ...And that’s my plan.

Tirek: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound rude.

Cozy: Go ahead, let’s hear it.

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“They fall if you hit them with an axe.”

Pharynx: *coughing violently*

Thorax: Please don’t die.

Pharynx: Don’t tell me what to do.

*seductively takes off glasses* “Wow... “

.//////. “...what?”

“You're really blurry.”

Trixie: You remind me of the ocean.

Starlight: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Trixie: Because you’re salty and you scare ponies.

“Well, then, I was all like ‘no,’ and then you were like, ’you are!’ And then he was all like, ‘No, but then you are!’ And I was all like, ‘I kind of am.’ So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now.”

Thorax: Hey I need you to come over for a second.

Pharynx: Why? It’s three in the morning...

Thorax: I’ve done something...bad. Very bad.

Pharynx: Uggh...put the corpse on ice, I’ll be there in a minute.

Thorax: What? No—it’s not...why would I—?

Pharynx: I’d do anything for Thorax.

Thorax: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.

Pharynx: Absolutely not.

Trixie: I did meet some of the most insufferable creatures. But they also met me.

Twilight: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

“Pharynx, it’s your turn for political appearances this week.”

“I don't speak Ponish.”

Smolder: Do you have a bag I could borrow?

Gallus: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and those are specifically made to carry the burden of my existence.

Smolder: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Chrysalis: *spewing insults*

Pharynx: It was a devastating, sad attempt to hurl out all the vocabulary she had in her head.

Pharynx: Which impressively came out to a total sum of four.

Thorax: I just ate a clock.

Pharynx: wHAT-

Thorax: It’s very time consuming.

Pharynx:...that joke was bad, and you should feel bad.

Silverstream: I desire moisture.

Ocellus: Why can’t you say “I want water” like a normal person?

Wallflower: When I was twelve I got banned from yahoo answers and when I emailed support to be like “what did I do?” I got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day.

Pharynx, to Thorax: Don’t do anything I would do, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There is a little grey window in there for you to operate.

Pharynx: “Scorch, keep an eye on Thorax today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.”

Scorch: “Sure, I’d love to see Thorax get punched.”

Pharynx: *glaring, in a threatening tone* “Try again.”

Scorch: *sigh* “…I will stop Thorax from getting punched.”