Applejack grabbed a cold beer from the cooler beside her, whilst snacking on some Canadian back bacon. Watching a couple of hosers saying "How's it going, eh?" made her pause and reflect on her country.

"Celestia, I sure do love living in Canada."

Then Bandit Keith accused her of not being American enough.

"not american enough?!" applejack shouted back at keith.
raising up on back hooves, she exposed that she was wearing an american flag bikini. with a cold beer in one hoof and a bacon cheeseburger in the other, keith could only stare in awe. she turned to the side, flashing the gun hanging from her hip and keith could nolonger stand the americanness. he grasped his face tightly and began screaming, dropping to his knees. when his voice finally gave way, he stood and approached applejack, his eyes producing a faint glow.
"i am keith, and i am a super saiyan."
applejack takes a bite of the burger and speaks with a full mouth "thats hot."
the two grab each other and start making out.

Suddenly, Pinkie Pie appeared with a tiny silver pistol inset with diamonds, no doubt borrowed from Rarity for the occasion. "You said you loved me," she sobbed, waving it at the shocked Applejack. "You said you would take my last name after we got married for the lulz."

Canadians who had never seen a gun gathered to gawk.