Huh, last post on this forum was when the credits went up. AAAAANCIENT.

Anyway! Let me be the bearer of good(?) news: the Homestuck Epilogues exist! Yes, it's epilogueS, plural. Don't tell me that's not surprising. They can be found here:

https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues

The first thing you'll see after hitting '>start' are a bunch of Content Warnings that take up most the page. We, innocent children we were, thought these were all jokes when the Epilogues started.

I can tell you right now that none of those content warnings are jokes and the Epilogues are definitely, without a doubt, an M-rated story. VERY M-rated at that. It's kind of disgusting in places, and doesn't really answer all your questions. But it's still here nonetheless - maybe take a look if you're curious how Hussie has decided to troll every fan in existence.

-GM, master of HS.