At Home on the Range by Bronius Maximus
Applejack
A couple! I'll ship them! No one will ever know!
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac is so boring and stoic.
Big Mac
Rainbow Dash is so unreliable and immature.
(They TRAVEL. Things HAPPEN.)
Bronius Maximus
Trouser snake! Ha HA!
Stupid sexy Big Mac. I don't have feelings for him. OK, I do.
Stupid sexy Rainbow Dash. I don't have feelings for her. OK, I do.
THE END
Yes! You included the dick joke! My hero!
At Home on the Range by Bronius Maximus
Applejack
A couple! I'll ship them! No one will ever know!
Rainbow Dash
Big Mac is so boring and stoic.
Big Mac
Rainbow Dash is so unreliable and immature.
(They TRAVEL. Things HAPPEN.)
Bronius Maximus
Trouser snake! Ha HA!
Rainbow Dash
Stupid sexy Big Mac. I don't have feelings for him. OK, I do.
Big Mac
Stupid sexy Rainbow Dash. I don't have feelings for her. OK, I do.
THE END
Yes! You included the dick joke! My hero!