The Alicorns are not Princes or Princesses. And to lump them into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here! Compare to the Alicorns that are considered Princesses in Equestria!

• Celestia, a Tunnel Vision-Obsessed Lunatic!
• Luna, a Stockholm Prisoner!
• Nightmare Moon, Never Went To Rehab!
• Cadence, Never Went To Fight Club!
• Twilight Sparkle, an Indecisive Puppet!
• Flurry Heart, A Literal Baby!
• Daybreaker, A Self-Loathing Psychopath!
• Opaline Arcana, Tirek and Starlights' Dollar Store Discount Sperm!
• And Sunny Starscout, Who's just an Adderall-Deficient Thieving Sociopath!