5888856 *Sits down*

It appears that this chair has pressed mah buttocks.

Nothing happens.

5888857 alright, have fun with that. I'm going to create a physically impossible trans-dimensional portal to Equestria out of 3 paper clips, a tin can and a broken Celestia doll.

5888857 100,000 meters of titanium, three pistons, 50 gallons of anti-freeze, 10,000 inches of fiberglass, 40 mirrors, 1,000,000 meters of liquid tubing, 1,000,000 meters of electrical cable, 3 power coils, 500,000 D batteries, and a while lotta luck. As well as a few computers, a good million or so test subjects, an entire science team, a construction company, security teams, funding from the president, an off site military test bunker, 20 lawyers (for charges with test subjects), people able to keep a hold of all my money, an off planet mining corporation, a research team, a hotel for test subjects to stay in while waiting, a fail safe, and a lot of time, blood, sweat, and tears.

5888857 I will not be held reliable for any on site injuries or deaths. All test subjects have paid for this experience, and have made every test subject sign a waver beforing come on premises.

5889028 And then Discord signs up.

5889190 test subject number #287520 (formerly known as Discord) has been signed up.

5889221 Test subject #237681 (Formerly known as Sunbutt) has been forcefully ejected from the bowels of herself.

5889222 Subject #287520 suspected of foul play.

5889224 Subject #-26617539m-7351 (Formerly known as DAT-BOI DERP DOGE) is now AFK.

5889228 Test Subject #17892758910984578784309570298758209847502892745024873955738957395739297497798666883729651926809712645498162491846912847
(formerly known as Filthy Frank) has made it stop

5890105 tstsbjct.exe has stopped responding. Please insert disc 5 to continue.

5890242 Inserts disc 6. Nuclear Launch commencing

5890494 Inserts disc 7. Commencing asteroid strike.

5890508 Inserts disc 8. Supernova commencing.

5890606 Inserts disc 9. Black hole formed.

Inserts Disc 10. MLG gaming logo spawned. Faze joined your game.

What the hell...