Alt-right "street artists" will never match the brilliance of this bit of graffiti

By David Futrelle at wehuntedthemammoth.com

The Alt-Right has a new plan to take over the culture … by appropriating the “corporate symbols of the left” and — get this! — subverting them. And then, like, pasting them on buildings and stuff. Because no one has ever thought of THAT before!

In a recent blog post, the pickup-artist-turned-white-supremacist-Someone With Tiny Hands-superfan “Heartiste” proudly posts a photo of one such subversion: street posters that have transformed the Apple logo, “an iconic image of globohomo shitlibbery,” into “a pro-Someone With Tiny Handsening war banner” by turning the standard bite from the apple into a Someone With Tiny Hands silhouette.

Aw, it’s cute — they think they’re Banksy!

Heartiste then posts his own contribution to the “existential war for the soul of Western Man.”

If you’ve ever wondered if it was possible to screw up in Photoshop if all you’re doing is posting words onto a plain white background, it turns out the answer is “yes.”