So first thing first. Are Muslims really forbidden from getting doggy kisses?

7854886 What are dogy kisses? Sounds like bestiality. I want to know more.

Traditionally, dogs are considered haram, or forbidden, in Islam as they are thought of as dirty.
But while conservatives advocate complete avoidance, moderates simply say Muslims should not touch the animal's mucous membranes — such as the nose or mouth — which are considered especially impure.

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you should watch
Little Mosque on the Prairie

7855041 I, for one, love dogs; even the mucous parts. Dogs are ponies too!

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Little Mosque on the Prairie S4 E15 Radio Silence

Little Mosque on the Prairie S2 E17 Meet J J

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Why did you have to compare that to bestiality when when I simply meant face licking,

7855503 Hey, I don't judge. As far as I'm concerned, you can lick any side of the dog you want.

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I meant the Dog licking my face, man you have a weird sense of humor. These are jokes right?

7855524 Err, sure. They're just jokes...

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it's just who he is