Okay, this is a game where you put your jokes, feel free to put a number on the side!
Okay, I'll start

1.Q:Why was six scared of seven?
A:Because seven "ate" nine.

2.Q:What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A:It gets toad away.

3.Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

4.Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

5.Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

6.When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

7.A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

8.A defendant isn’t happy with 
how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”

9.“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

10.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co…

MOO!

My terrible joke spree has ended!

5196574 I loved #9

5196577 You know, I just thought of something... I'll edit this thread name. And the thing I just put yeah...

Edit: Done!

5196574 I had an amnesia joke
But I forgot it