1: Don't drink and drive, or fly, or swim. That's dangerous. we can't get sued!

2: Be fair to the other patrons, be nice, don't hate and certainly don't be a dick. Take your fights outside There are some chairs for you to use out there.

3: Follow the rules of Fimfiction, so no posting NSFW in the forums while its glorious, we don't wanna get shut down

4: Help a fellow Goober out if they need help, that'll earn you brownie points with best pony, whoever that may be in your book

5: Most of all, have fun!

More may be added as needed.