4403642 Short term: Get a job. Study a little German every day. Exercise a little every day. Start a bilingual blog. Stop drinking soda. Long term: Become a professional cartoonist. Become a professional writer. Get several sources of income. Travel the world. Learn Dutch, French, Russian, and possibly one more language. Do the splits.
4404563
Curious.
Don't tase me bro
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Short term: Get a job. Study a little German every day. Exercise a little every day. Start a bilingual blog. Stop drinking soda.
Long term: Become a professional cartoonist. Become a professional writer. Get several sources of income. Travel the world. Learn Dutch, French, Russian, and possibly one more language. Do the splits.
4405151
I got nothing on you.
4405169
This isn't a contest. Like those pissing ones.
Last time I had one of those over the internet, my laptop stopped working.
4405172
Yea I know.
I'm sorry to hear about your laptop. Did you hold a funeral?
4405179
Dammit. It's late and I can't think of anything funny.