4046193 I want to be formally named 'The Gatekeeper to Olympus'.

I've done ten submissions so far: I think that warrants a cool title. I also want a cookie. And a raise. And a jetpack. And for Christ's sake, I need more coffee: it's almost ten and I haven't finished my work yet.

Do you know how to calculate the maximum pressure for a leading shoe on a transmission brake? If you do, that'd be great.

Also I recruited a guy into the harmonists. He writes a lot of words.

4046197 Hello, nice to meet you. I'm HazardPony.

I still want my cookie.

4046211 *throws one of the M&M cookies that I made the other day into your mouth*

4046211
you can get a cookie

if you can defeat me

4046215 You, I like. 4046202!! She can stay!

4046221

Throwing cookies at your face now.

Ha! Bet you didn't expect random images from me, did you?!

Well, you can just go ahead and call it an...

...occupational Hazard.

Yeaaaaaaah!

4046229
*eats all the cookies*

now, fetch me some milk

4046243 You're evil.

Now you get to review the 570K word story! Unless I'm made Gatekeeper to Olympus.

(and yes, this was my plan all along)

4046211 Damn thats a cool name...Shit hmmmm I want to The Overser of Olympus...cause it sounds cool.
4046243

4046260

um... I'll leave it to my favorite, calculus studying God of Teapots!~

You may be our Gate Keeper...

but... in that case, you'll be reading all the stories... at the gate.

4046268
No. You're our Demigod of Destruction and Strings.
Our overseers are the Angels and Valkyries.

4046268 It does sound cool.

4046274 Ha! Victory is mine!

Now I shall go and review... 570K words... oh, nipple-adders, what have I done?!

4046277 okay what about The Destroyer of Fate eh? Eh? Anyone?

4046283
THE TYRANNICAL ERIS WINS YET AGAIN!

GODDESS OF STALINIUM, ERIS H. DISCORDIAAAAAAAAAAAA

HUABUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

sorry... that was Walpurgisnacht... I still can't get rid of her....

4046284
Sounds lovely!

4046286 This is your theme now.

Now allow me to go and review half a million words in peace and misery.

4046307
um...

i'll be back...

i gotta go... um... powder my nose

4044207
*kills your family*

4046498
thanks, damn sons of bitches never bothered me anyway

*bluescreens*

shit.

4046528
Your profile picture...
there's something strange about it.
It's making me feel some kind of unknown feeling.
Like seeing snow for the first time in a unforgivingly hot country.

4044118 I've seen weirder things than Elsa with a disproportionate face.

4046556 Unfortunately I have as well...

4046572 Like Loki's kids?

4046580 Worse

4046541
What? This is my true and final form.
Which makes no sense...

if it's my true form, that means I was born in it
but if it's my final form, it means i achieved it by morphing through many other forms

so which is it?

4046588 Both, if your transformations are cyclic. You end up where you started, in essence.

4046654
CIRCLES!!!

4046588
It's "Cutr".
That's all I'm going to say.

4046660
well then

4046657 Square root of (-1); 2^3; ∑π (i eight all the pi)

4046663
What?
You expected something more?

4046672
4046673
Adagio, at least do something like what Hazard did

4046680 You said circles, so I thought of pi.

I've been working way too hard.

4046680
><(((*>
Happy?

4046687
4046692
Hazard, teach the siren how it's done.

4046706
I'd rather be taught by you,
Mistress Discordia~

4046706 I have work! No more maths jokes for you!

4046706 (also that's the only one I have, sorry)

4046712
4046727
ah jammit

I just met another Eris

4046736
None are better than the original~

4046135
that bitch stole mah line

4046765 I prefer "borrowed without asking permission".

4046934
It's all relative

4049384
ooo, i haven't been called Mistress in a while

4049456
conflicted... i'm rethinking the whole folder problem...

4049480
yeah

4049490
we are in need of... people.... to review....

4049512 well... judging if this group gets to many members, we will need about 20 to 30 editors for all the stories we're getting

4049566
somepony said hi to me?
i must be getting famous
Tell her I said give me a PM sometime, for I need more souls to dominate

4049640
well, you could be a good pet and inform Olympus we need Editors... I feel quite fatigued right now