I have a great idea, and I need y'all to help!

I'm currently coming up with lots of titles beginning with "Diamond Tiara and..." and I decided to do a collab project!

Here are the rules:

No clopfics
Post your story here or PM me it and ill put it in the story and credit you! So choose one of these and write a short story!

Diamond Tiara and..

-the telemarketer
-the imposter
-anime
-unicorns
-Lyra
-the tape
-the Joy
-the procrastinators
-Gabby Gums
-Button Mash
-Pegasi
-you
-the finale
-bunny ears
-g3
-Pokemon
-Discord
-logic
-the great big house
-Berry Punch
-cutie marks
-cake
-chickens

So yeah!

3811701 Oooh! That's cool!

3811701 button mash, do it now.