This is the place for stories that are considered "kewl" enough! Are you kewl enough for this group? If not, you don't deserve to be here. You shame our kewlness with your presence. In fact, just leave. Right now. Out the door, off my property. GET OFF MY LAWN!

Oh, but, before you go, feel free to drop your super-kewl stories here. Because stories are kewl, and so are you. :3

unless you're not, in which case, get the fuck off my lawn already