In this moment, I have a growing neck beard which is, I think, of adequate length for me to be considered euphoric if paired up with a punch bowl full of doritos, a one litre bottle of mountain dew, a Rainbow Dash body pillow, an obscene Lyra plushie, two copies of Richard Dawkins' 'The God Delusion', a brown trench coat with a classy fedora to go with it. Eh?

Ah yes I am also a professional quote-maker.