Excerpt from The Kalif Gospel:

He once had knuckles made of brass
and from that made his temper quite fast.
His mother saw him fighting,
she made him start crying,
and now he can't quite sit on his ass.

3284565 I'd go to this church every week.

3284570 Here, have some fan art.

3284570
Amen, brother.

3284574

I sea what you did there.

3284574

3284578 My student, you must learn to convey simple sentences using pictures, like this.^

3284582
Ah. I thought I'd just go for the pun. Clearly I have much yet to learn.

3284585 You will learn everything in due time, child.

3284589
I can only hope, Sensei.