...That this was all over a boner!

I know I reacted in a similar fashion when I got my first boner.

3121438 You know. For kids. And this is coming from the very company that strives to be the center of family friendly entertainment.

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The animation of days past (and singing voice-actors) and character design is so much better in these classic tales (even if he's clearly over-reacting and also clearly vain if he's boasting in song about being holier than other people)
Never actually saw this movie. Or Black Cauldron. Still want to see that second one. Haven't gotten around to it yet.
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The end with the soldier in gold ponified:
Flash Sentry: "Good morning, princess Celestia."
Celestia: *yawn!* "Morning..."
FS: "Are you...feeling alright?"
Tia: "I had...a bit of trouble with the oven."
FS: "I see." She was singing about that cake her sister stole again, wasn't she?