I would unleash the power of my song SkyDoesMinecraft, and parody of Nickelback's Photograph.

Here's the first four verses one the chorus (tried to cover it in spoilers for those who aren't interested, but failed):

Look at this SkyDoesMinecraft
Every time I do it makes me laugh
He's such a total butterface
Literally a butterface

And look at this Weenie_Butt
We'd get together at the Weenie Hut
Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross
Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Ross Roos Ross Ross

And Jin's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
I'm not implying that I kissed Jin
I'm implying that he's that feminine

I wonder if it's too late
Should I start watching MarkiplierGAME?
Well, compared to Sky, Mark's a trashbin
All hail Sky, Barney, Ross and Jin

Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh God I, I

Every memory of worshipping Lord Butter
I'm gonna rhyme that butter with some more butter
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Hey guys
It's Sky

Every memory of killing squids with butter
Butter butter butter butter butter butter
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Hey guys
It's Sky

I spent time on this joke. He would laugh his ass off (I hope).