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2924928 were heading to charlestown it's a busy port town with a rich history did you know that the first riding chocobo was caught just north of the town yep if it's chocobo you want you go to charlestown.


2924951 *I nod begain to climb the mast to the lookout tower*Im the higest in the sky!

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2924816 (Ouch... 3)

2924969 as you say that a familiar old man with a parasal flys over you. beat this pie eater! He laughs as he floats away.

2924985 yea you don't even hear the voices in your head. as he approaches he straightens up his face hey freya can i talk to you about something real quick?


2924997 *I stick the middle finger out* Fuck you old man! *I sigh* I wish I had my bow

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2925021 Sure, what is it?

2925024 *he tosses you some pies* DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU DEVOURER OF DEVINE DELACACIES!


2925045 *I throw one expertly hat his face and one at the hand holding the parceal* Haha old man!

2925027 well i think i messed up with a girl i like. before i go any further can you help if not that's fine but i need to know wether you can or can't help you understand?

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2925064 I understand. So, what's up?

2925055 as the pies fall you notice that now there's three of them and they appear to be getting ready for another pie oriented assult.


2925085 *I jump down the mast using one hand and claw to scale down the wooden pillar and I run inside*No more showers for me today!

2925074 well she kinda asked me to brush her hair but on our way to a room i peted her at the base of the neck and told her i love her and now...I'm just confused....can you help me freya?

2925100 the three men laugh as the burst into a thick brow gelatinous goup.

2925128 Hahahahaha I win!*I purr mix with a squeal*

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2925117 I see. Well, I think you might have been a little hasty in professing your love for her. Perhaps it was her exotic allure, coupled with some possible head trauma. If you really think you have feelings for her, wait and give yourself time to be sure. And next time, try not to do any unwarranted petting, no matter how soft and fluffy her fur looks.

2925138 A familiar voice comes from behind you. WHAT'S THE MATTER CAN HANDLE PIE JUST FINE BUT CAN'T HANDLE SOME PUDDING WELL IF YOU WON'T EAT YOUR PUDDING THEN YOUR PUDDING IS GONNA EAT ME! AHAHAH!!!HAHAHA!!!the old man laughs as he is consumed by chocolate pudding leaving only a chocolate husk of chocolaty goodness available for any and all to eat.

2925187 No asshole I didnt wat it in my fur!*I bend down and gets some pudding and starts eatting it while purring happily*

2925148 oh ok thanks freya now for something to help you out most people don't know this but i was originally stationed on this ship for a time that's how i know where everything is and which chain to pull if that help any.

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2925205 That would be a great help. I've been wandering around trying to get to the deck

2925216 no problem there's actually two well three if you count the magus conduit on the upper decks which would you like the lower deck the main deck or the magus conduit now fair warning the conduit is highly sensitive and we may get in trouble for going there during a experiment.

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2920600 *When you ge to the deck you see everyone partying as I dance gracefully in a weird exotic almost water like way* There you guys are!*I walk to you both and hands you a flak of pudding*I killed four guys and they turned into pudding! There is planty more!

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2925234 *looks to zero*
*Looks to freya* does this happen often or is it our head trauma? he ask smirking at his own perceived joke.

2925269 *I shrug* Your ship i have no clue!*I down another gulp and walks back in the crowd to the mast*

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2925269 I assure you, this doesn't happen often...

2925289 (ok I'm pretty lax on this but your gonna have to explainn how you know about that one.)

2925313 (You said it already! You said you were part of the crew)

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2925326 (Out of character knowledge)

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2920600 (Eailer he said he was part of the crew so my girl said your ship as meaning youve been here longer then me)

2925293 of course it doesn't! Exclaims a very all to familiar voice. that's the nature of chaos it never works in straight lines! Says the old man reconstituted and now sporting a grass skirt and a button up Hawaiian style shirt.

2925344 (normally dms take levels for this that conversation happened between spike and freya and just those two i will let you off with a warning this time but next time it will hurt it will hurt bad.

2925293 freya do us both a favor never drink the punch.

*I dive down and pounces on te old man*Turn back to delicious pudding! Or meed, me>>2920620
2920600ed would be better!

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2925405 *Facepalm* I think I'm going to need something far stronger than that.

2925412 but my dear girl where's the fun in that!

2925413 trust me you won't want anything else the chef's a mul.

*I smile showing off my dangorus teeth and my sharp claws unshete* Ill give you a turn to study my magical cane if you turn into the strongest drink you know of

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2925441 Well, now that thing shave mildly settled down, I'm going to try and call my raven

2925450 no i'll pass swords are rather boring to me anyway.and with that he slides between your legs gets up and swigs some pudding from a unclaimed flask.

2925452 *I eye you*Can I eat said Raven?


2925487 Yo Spike where do you guys keep the drinks?*I sway my hips dancing to imaginary music following a tribeal beat

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2925514 No! Stop asking if you can eat everything!

2925452 you have a bird? I love birds there my second favorite animal that's what i loved about the second devision we intersepted translated and forwarded military letters and intelligence through the most dependable means possible birds.his eye almost light up with childish glee.

2925528 *I start to giggle* Aw come on I got a huge party and your still being a stick in the litter box!

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2925536 Yes, he's my familiar. I often use him to inform me of danger.


2925541 And that is why you can't eat him!

2925557 nice but why not a dove or piggion or a sparrow or a parrot?

2925557 *I lay my ears back and whines alittle and pouts as I play with my black hair and my light brown fur*Im sorry

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2925574 Because, he can talk.

2925578 It's okay. Just show a little thought before asking if you can eat something

2925557 *wisper* i got a idea do you have some yarn by chance?

2925578 *after aquiring a yarn ball* hey zero!*throws her yarn ball*

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