Share some dark(er) funnies.

Vampire: “But this whole free candy thing? I can take a bite outta that!”

Fairy: “This holiday is just enchanting!”

Soldier: “I’m going to a pie eating contest, I’ll be there crust in time!”

Frankenstein: “I shot a guy!”

- “Why would I do that?”

- “Because I’m emotionally unstable, high on drugs and pointing a gun at you!”

- “Alright, let’s make a movie!”

And my personal favorite:

“I’d like to issue the following statement, but I do so under—“

*Chick*

“My own free will. It has been brought to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and encourage you to watch as many Fox shows as possible. So in summary: NBC, bad. Fox, good. CBS great.”

*BANG!*

*Thud*

. . .

*BANG! BANG! BANG!*

That last one is my favorite as well! Which Simpsons episode was that again?

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Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers” from Season 10.

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Gratzi!