Hey guys, Derpy 2 here, and I need your help. My friend Silver Melodies is one of the best people I know. He has cheered me up during hard times, and he writes amazing stories that deserve a million likes. He's been feeling down and unappreciated, and I would love to give him the love he deserves! So, if you could help me AND him out, please PM him a poem, internet cookie, or just a message about how much you appreciate him if you know him. Forward this please, and give my amazing friend some love! For you, Silver Melodies! From all of us!
-Derpy 2

It says Silver's page doesn't exist.