HAIL MELON LORD
MAYBE THAT MOLDYSHISHKABOB GUY TOO

1967745 IИ SOVIET ЯUSSIA, MELOИ LOЯD HAILS YOU. Do never forget that, and you'll do just fine, young apprentice, as I see the great potential in ye!

1967776
YOU CALLIN' ME AN APPRENTICE M8?

1967909 I DO!

1968231
KAY THEN

1969562 U KNOW U CAИ'T BEAT TH' BOOЯYWOOCH!

1969600
MAYBE NOT, BUT MAYBE I CAN BEAT SWEDEN

1969650 It's nothin' to do with Sweden, man.

1969668
OR DOES IT

1969670 It does not, Tzeench approves this.

1969690
OKAY

1969691 I knew that the name of Architect of Reality would convince you, bloody heretic!
THOU SHALT BE PROSECUTETH IN THE NAME OF OUR GOD-EMPEROR!

1969720
OH GODS
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS HERESY

1969725 Or can you?..

1969736
M-MAYBE I CAN
GRRR

1969739 Then THOU ART A HERETIC!

1969741
GAAAAAH
I'VE COMMITTED DOUBLE HERESY, HAVEN'T I

1969745 One can't just so easily commit a heresy to the heretic boorywooch and get away with that! So it is TRIPLE HERESY, but it's okay, just vow your loyalty to my Master and we're even.

1969766
NAH

*FLIES INTO THE SUN*

1969805 Come to think of it, being a TRIPLE HERETIC, this won't hurt to score once again and become a QUADRUPLE one! Aside from that, you'll get some pretty rad benefits. No, you will not be granted any superpowers and shit like that and no, you will not become a boorywooch. So, deal with it. But you'll be proudly adressed as the QUADRUPLE HERETIC and UBERTRAITOR. I almost feel envy for ye, mate.