Does anyone else think this deserves an animated adaptation? Personally, I'd see Spitfire as The General. With Rainbow Dash, Bulk Biceps, Thunderlane, and Lightning Dust as the recruits, Fluttershy as Mushu (with Angel as the lucky cricket), and Flash Sentry as the Emperor's advisor (because let's face it, we'd all love to see him humilated and mocked).

3962816 Thats a pretty good parody.

3962816 What about Scootaloo? I was thinking of that one.

3963201 Scootaloo would definitely be Mushu. In that case, Tank would be the lucky cricket.