Preschool has almost ended, and you're walking around outside.
You walk around the corner, and you see a man wearing a trench-coat, he looks pretty scary, but you approach him anyways so you don't look like a pussy.

When he notices you, he says. "Hey, want some candy?"

You're scared, but regardless you decide to ask. "What kind?"

"Well I got all kinds of candy!" His coat is somehow blown off, and he looks happy you didn't run away.

"For now I'll give you a sample!" He says.

*gasp* He hands you a sweetfoodthing(trademark)

But those are only for kids eight or older, and mom never lets you have them!

((WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME))

1477321 CANDEH!

*Sleeping on a tree*

I already have a lolipop

MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! AND I LIKE IT!

1477321
*watches from afar, unsure about the strange man*

1477321 Sebastian's ears flicked.

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Whatevs, I'm out." He says.
The candy dealer runs off like a madman.