Their is a zombie in your room, you have two options, Give it a hug, or the item to your left is your weapon...WHAT DO?!

....yes I'm bored

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I have a vibrator, can I do both?

1459719...sexually assaulting a zombie while giving him a hug...that's...AMAZING! 8 points for you!

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I use my wall mounted sword to kill it.

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Yay, can I turn in the points for some sexual molestation?

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Give my hug a weapon, of course.

1459735 Well...if you are part of a certain group lilith made...I'm sure some arrangements can be made

1459729 Bah so bland...2 points

1459738 Brilliant!! 7 Points for you good sir! Proceed.

I've got an indian club hanging on the wall. Smack the shit out of it.

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HUG RAPE!!!!!!

1459886 bah, so bland...3 points

1459975 I wonder who would be doing the raping...you never specified so im think the zombie will hug rape you to death....7 points!

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Okay, then what about my fan?

1460071 Brutal mutilation via a mechanical object slicing at high speeds...Much Better 7 points!

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Nope I hug it than I insert my meaty dick into it's ass than continue to hug it

1460096 *blink*...You bumped up to 8 points! Good show!!

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YAY!!!!!!

So, I can either use a bottle of nail polish remover as a weapon, or hug a zombie. Um, neither choice sounds real appealing to me.

1460149 aww...make up some way to weaponize the nail polish remover...Like you throw the nail polish remover and the zombie ( and since it has alcohol) Run up to the zombie and snap your nails together to make a spark and ignite him!

Hm, I think I'll pour it in his eyes and kick him in the balls

I wrap the cord of my headphones around its neck repeatedly before placing the headphones themselves over his ears and begin playing System of a Down. I then proceed to lead him around town and be sure to make regular stops at parks and other public places, so as to show off my awesome new pet. I then stop by a local internet cafe and direct Spiffy, yes that is his name, towards one of the people sitting at a table writing a story on a laptop and allow Spiffy to feast on his flesh before returning home. Upon arriving home Spiffy curls up by the fire and I lay back on the couch reading a good book. Ah, what a happy story, I then proceed to pull out a matchbook, strike one and light the rest with it before throwing the whole thing on top of Spiffy's head. I chuckle to myself and return to my book, enjoying the added warmth and muted screams from Spiffy. He is such a good boy.

..I have a ton of empty soda cans, and some games. I distract it with the videogames, hug it from behind, and start shoving the shredded aluminum into any orifice i can find..or make. And then i leave it on the ground, unable to move as i stomp on it's head for sucking so badly at Pokemon.

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I'd hug the zombie, but then shove its head up into the ceiling fan (which the blades are hard and moving at full speed)

1460285 You sir...have the best so far!! 9 points! Good show lad!

1460682 thats more than one item but...I'll let it slide because...pokemon. 8 points!

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Thanks

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I do wish that my son could have met Spiffy, he was supposed to be staying with me for the week but when I tried to look I couldn't seem to find him. It's too bad really... They could have been twins.