Okay, so my big brother is strange, you will never believe his new year's resolution... to gain weight, yes he wants to get fatter. Granted if he was to get too much more thinner and taller just put on a black suit and a red tie, with a while latex mask and you can call him Slenderman. (Honestly he's really thin).

1784327 Perhaps he means weight in muscle...
also, why the vrekk is he already making a resolution?

1784327 wow and i thought i was thin but not slenderman thin

1784526 First, he means weight as in fat, and second, this is more of a anytime thing he chose it and it may not be a resolution when the next year comes.