1) Be nice, but only moderately so. No one likes overly nice people.

2) Never break character! NEVER!

3) ALWAYS BREAK CHARACTER! ALWAYS!

4) IGNORE RULES 3 and 4! THEY ARE YOUR ENEMY!

5) To speak outside of character in a RP thread, please mark it as 'OOC:'

6) To speak in-character when in a 'OOC' thread, please mark it as 'IC:' These do not apply when replying to their respective threads.

7) When posting a thread, please mark Role Playing Threads as 'Fork: Thread Title' and mark OOC threads as 'Spoon: Thread Title'

8) Obey teh admins (That's Me!) or get teh murdered.

9) Please specify which character(s) you are using at the beginning of an RP.

10) Keep Mary Sues in their designated threads.

11) Admin posts should be marked as 'Cow: Thread Title.'

12) ALWAYS post a few more rules to look like a pro.

13) Always.

Hellz yeah! Looks like a pro!

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Lookin' good moite!

Wouldn't this be a spoon thread though?

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No.

This is a Cow thread...

Dammit, Kragor! Get it together!

(loooool I forgot about admin posts!)

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Dude, what if I use a character that is overly nice?

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I will ban your butt from here to hell and back, all the while spanking it with a rusty chainsaw till it bleeds rainbows.

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Awww man.
But I like poni Tracy Turnblad.

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UGH FINE! But she better be sexy!

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Erhm, she is plump.
Is that sexy? I mean, it's sexy for me but there are times when I realize "wow Ducky, you'd really bone anything".

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EEEeeEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeHHHHHhhhhhhhhhHHHHhhhhh... I can respect your like of meaty girls. (lol lying. am laughing as we speak) But I guess it passes. Carry on.

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I can respect your like of meaty girls.

I also like sickly thin and pale girls. Those who have red noses in winter and her hands are cold no matter what.
And the painfully bland.
And the messy, energetic ones.
And peacockfeather.

Man, I think I broke something back then.

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Yeah, you're messed up, dude! We can still be friends though.

Just don't touch me...

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Y-y-you too...

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I-I'm sorry. I-I just don't feel like we're ready f-for this kind of step up... I-I think I need more time...

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I usually keep my OOC talk in [brackets], in case you haven't noticed.

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Potato potato, as long as it is separated and easy to understand, I have no problem with it.