if anyone is out there...help me bring down the THUNDER on this asshole that runs the group...we need to bring down the THUNDER and shit...

I'm waiting...

Maybe we could give him a hug?...

WHAT!!! Fuck no...we need to bring down the THUNDER on this guy...he's an asshole and he needs to be taught a lesson....

Well...maybe we could...throw him a surprise party and maybe then he'l stop being mean...

What? what the...how old are you....8?...

Yeah...my mommy says you have to be nice to everyone that you see...or else the hit you...

Is there anyone else in this group...

No...only me...Timmy...

Sigh..alright then Timmy...I guess you have to do...unless some...hot naked chick come by...no....well fuck....

Mommy says it's bad to use those kind of words...

Well Mommy isn't here BOI... So...any REAL suggestions on how to bring down the THUNDER on this asshole?...

Well...Maybe we could have an intervention and tell him how we feel about his actions. My mommy always says to do this or else daddy well get drunk and hit her again and then that won't make mommy happy and mommmy says it drives her to drink...

My god...you come from a broken household...you're JUST LIKE ME...OH...HOW MUCH HOW I WANTED A SON OF MY OWN... I see a lot of myself in you...

HELP...STRANGER DANGER..STRANGER DANGER....HE'S TOUCHING ME....

oh...you have a lot to learn little dude...

are ou going to be my new daddy? Are you going to hit me?...

Nope...unless you make me hit you...you wouldn't want to make me hit you...would you?...

No...

Good....good...now...I should try and teach you the basics on being AN ASSHOLE BOI...AND A DOUCHEBAG...

What's a douchebag...

Did you ever watch Jeresy Shore?...

Well....maybe you should...because that's the show that made me who I am today...

Is it educational...mommy says only watch educational programming or else I'l end up like daddy...

Trust me kid..it's plenty of educational for a little dude like you...

BOI...

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Let's fuck him up.

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Yeah...now I'm talking BOI....LET'S BRING DOWN THE THUNDER ON THIS MOTHER FUCKER!! this mother fucker right here gets it!!!...

Please don't swear...

Get lost you little SHIT...you're no longer needed...

But mommy said you have to share....

What?...

Mommy say you have to play a three play game...

Kid were not playing with no fucking Xbox 360 or Halo 2...we're playing with THUNDER....

Thunder is scary....I go to my parents room when I hear it just to stay safe but they just end up hitting me again...

Kid...the more you talk about your broken home...the more I love ya...you know...

So does this mean I can still play with you....

Sure kid...just uhh....do me on favor...huh....

What's that?...

If you want in...you need all the episodes of the Jersey Shore....ok...

but mommy says that it's bad show with naughty words with big bobbies that I don't need to see...because sometimes she molests me...

oh....wow...didn't see that coming....that turned dark really quickly...

It's ok...she says it's ok to hit her....on the butt...

You know kid...you're really fucked up and a literal mother fucker....YOU'ER EVEN BETTER THAN I COULD EVEN HAVE IMAGINED...

What does that mean?...

It means I'm fucking kidnapping you kid from that broken household and calling you my own....now come here and some and fucking fist bump me....you lil' asshole...

What's a fist bump?...

It's when you and your bra wants to show a sign of friendship, but you're not gay or anything, and you POUND IT...

Oh....mommy says I have to pray the gay away...

Yeah...my mommy said that to me too when I was your age...SO WE JUST SET UP AUSCHWITZ 2: THE SQUEAL...