sorry there buddy...once you're in here...you're in for life...or else...I have to kill you...

Please...no...I have a family...

Say hello to my grandpa for me when you see him in hell...mother fucker... *grabs shotgun and shoots the guy...*

Oh...no...you killed the guy...

I did what I had to do to keep this place from falling apart. You don't get to become group admin without showing a little tough love...AND THIS FUCKER HERE NEEDED TO BE PUT IN HIS PLACE LIKE THE BITCH THAT HE WAS...we can't let the underground fall now damn it...we ust started gaining members and we need to KEEP GOING DAMN TI...

But..he said he had a family...

Pff...a family...we're the family that all you need...ok...we are all you've got...

We?...

Yeah....didn't you know...while being all alone here...the Shadow People were here with em the entire time and making sure I was so lonely...

Shadow people?...

Yeah...that's right...don't you see them in the corner?...

I...I...don't...think I see them?...

They're right there..in the corner...there's three of them...and look...one of them is telling you to go over there..i think want to mark you...

What?...

Come on...don't be shy..go with the shadow people...they don't bite...not one bit...when they mark you...you'll be there friend...forever and ever and ever...

I..don't think I want to...

Where do you think you're going...trying to leave the group?...

Uhhh...somepony please help....HELP...PLEASE FOR THE LOVE GOD WILL SOMEPONY HELP E....THERE'S A MANIAC HERE TRYING TO KILL ME...

No one is trying to hurt you friend...besides...once you join...you can never leave...unless...you want your soul to be taken by the shadow people and be tormented for all of eternity...that is...come...have a seat...friend...we just...want to mark you...

Please..I'll do whatever you want...I'll give you money...my credit card....just please let me go...

Oh but I can't do that...friend...you are here forever and ever...and for all of eternity...come...friend...join us...

but...but what about that asshole...he left...

oh that guy, oh don't worry about him...he'l get his...punishment...

Hello everypony...I'm new to this group and....

AHHHHH IT'S A DEER.... *uses shotgun and kills the guy*...

Why did you kill him!?...

I'm sorry...I thought he was a deer for a second...sorry about that mister...

HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!...

I know that...and I apologized for that....what...you want me to make an apology cake.........because I can do that...I tell you i make a mad cake...you should try it sometime...

BUT HE'S FUCKING DEAD....

Sigh...look...he's dead....and I apologized for it...so why don't you go over to the friendly shadow people and get yours....oh...they're gone...for now...well what else do you want to talk about...while we wait for the shadow people to return to come and mark you...

I WANT TO BE FREE FROM THIS NIGHTMARE...

That's an interesting subject to talk about....freedom....what is it really?... what does it mean to be truly? Do we have...free will...

I WANT TO GO HOME...

Yes...I see...you want to go home...and freedom...is home...really freedom...or are you really trapped in a box...your own little prison...perhaps?...

WHY WON' ANYONE HELP ME!!!...

Yes I see your point...but...I...I don't think anyone but yourself can help you escape from your own prison that you make for yourself...only you and you alone can set yourself free from your mind and body...

OH WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS GROUP!!!...

Oh...I get what you're saying now...a group of friends could maybe help you. It could help metaphorically set you free...but would you be free from them and their grasp? If to say you wanted to be by yourself and be away from them...would they ever truly let you go or the bond that both have would lock you both together forever...

Please don't hurt me...

Well...I get it I mean...you could your friend to break free of the bond that you two made for yourselves...but I don't think it would truly free you...

*starts crying*...

You know what...you're right...we should talk about something else...this is waaaaaaaay too deep of a subject to talk about right now...especially early in the morning before you had your coffee..am I right?...

*continues to cry*...

Let's see..what else shall we talk about...

*continues to cry...*

I've got it...Mirror's Edge...that was a good game..not Catalyst..that game fuckign sucked the chrome off of a 57' Chevy Bumper...

Mirror's Edge...

Yeah..you know...that one game where you're that badass chick, slipping and running around every where...it was great...too bad there were no sequels...only a shitty reboot...

Oh yeah..i remember that game...it was..fun...