TADA!

1792890 Nigga fuck yo petition and everything it stand fo

1792901 You ain't about dis life homie
Now go home and get yo child support!

1792890
Fuck you, I do what I want!...*signs petition...not really...maybe later...nah...eventually*

1792911 Yo Nigga Im going ta cap yo' ass you motha fuckin busta beotch

1792890
You can't make me sign this petition. I refuse!

(*thinks of sweet little Cinnabun*)

Yeah okay, you got me. (*signs petition*)

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