THEATRTHING WILL BE BACK IN ABOUT A DAY AND HE WILL TRY TO UNRIGHTFULLY CLAIM BACK MY GROUP. TO ARMS LOYAL SOLDIERS WE MARCH TO WAR!

1562455 FOR THE GREAT GRAIN LORD!

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1562522 Would you like my New York Rye loaf sir?

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We still have 6 days or so before the Bitch is Back. I think that's more than enough time to dig in and set our fortifications.

Now I'm guessing we're looking at a long and drawn out siege here so my first suggestion is we get to baking a lot of bread so that we have something to eat during that time and a way to make sandwiches. Then when he finally does show up we just taunt him from the ramparts with cries of "nanie nanie boo boo" and take a page from Saint Powdered Toast Man and attack with hyper corrosive croutons as seen in this instructional video starting at 1:00:

1562536 Too late I live in New York.

1564641 6 Days! but Regidar said... nevermind

Well it matters little now that my favored champion is here. Now excuse me I must find a torrent for everything that involves powdered toast man.

To quote the guy who yells at cats: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU

Announcement; he returns Friday.

We still have some time.

1566611 PREPARE THE TROLL AND DERAILMENT WEAPONS

1566619 WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOU FOR THIS ONE SOLDIER. I hate to say it but, to defeat this enemy we must get...creative.

1570332 Oh yes, I will help. I think Theater likes green...