1223200 "Gets up and pulls the trigger which explodes the explosive gel below you"
Now tell me where Joker is.

1223202 I'm loosing my patience Nigma.....

1223202
*Beep Beep Beep BEEEEEEEP*
FUUUUUU*SPLOSION*

1223202
You killed Orange!
You bastard!

1223238 "Wakes up to find myself hanging over a shark tank"

1223222 Oh come now, I already told you all I know!

HAHAHAHAH!

You see, that's the punchline, the last I heard from Joker it was business as usual, so I don't know a damn thing!

1223237 I distinctly remember cutting a bone from his corpse when we first met, why is him being dead only a big thing now?

1223246
*Suddenly Orange*
Wait... why am I here?
*Orange is tied up beside Batman*
Why am I...?
*Orange's rope snaps and he falls into the pool*
Why is the narrator out to ge...*Sploosh*

1223253 Then the police can handle you.
"Goes to the police station and ties you up in the Commissioners Office"

1223264 "talks in a sarcastic tone" Brilliant.....

1223260
He regenerates.
Stop picking on Orange!
*Gasp* I'm still alive in the shark pool! Someone get me... O GAWD MY LEG!
*Orange is pulled under the water*

1223270 Now that's just rude. Maybe the difference between you and Joker is MANNERS!

Honestly.

1223279 Alas, poor Orange, I put his femur to good use.

1223281 "Doesn't respond and instead glides out the window"

1223264
One, that's Harley's joke.
Two...

1223287 And that is exactly what I'm talking about! Rude!

*Waits noisily to be arrested*

1223297 I seen the movie already. In fact, I seen it so many times that It doesn't affect me.

1223310
Orange is already in there... "in there"
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
*Suddenly White*
I should go, I don't like her current train of thought.
What's wrong? You've never ridden that train before?
That girl is cazy! Can you get me away from her?
1223314
Batman? Can you help me?!
I'M SCARED!

1223328 This happens

1223335
*Suddenly Orange*
Boom! Tweet that sh%$ Bi$#HES! Winning!
Wait... I was Deadpool, and I was fighting Batman... Why did the dream have to end?!

1223355 "Escapes the chains and then drops a freeze bomb at the water below, freezing it. Gives you a big fat punch in the face and then cuffs you"
A nice cold cell is waiting for you at Blackgate.

1223426 Forget Blackgate....Arkham is for you......
"simply pulls you out of the regular wooden chair you are sitting in and cuffs you again"

1223442 "Pulls out a batarang which knock the spear out of your hand."

1223459 I still got tricks of my own.....
"Robin comes through the window and glide kicks you"

1223487 "As you walk away, Robin and i escape the cell and I perform a silent take down, knocking you out".
You will never win Jokester. I will always be here to stop you.

1222876
He's arouuuuuund.

1223487 (be sure to tell riddler)

1223505 "Batman And Robin get up" Nice try but no.
"SWAT bursts through the door tackling you to the ground"

1223526 I always have a trick. "Takes the Spear Of Longius and stabs both of your legs. Then takes you to the police station and ties you up in the Commissioners Office:

1223526 Why isn't he suffering? He hurt mah feewings!

1223581 You fucking retard, you killed your boss. I can't believe that you are this stupid. How did you not realize it was me? I was wearing a purple batsuit while talking in my normal voice and everything!

1223586 *claps hooves* yay! Well, for you. Jokers a dick. *bursts into flames*

1223596 One would think to be more observant of such things.

Also, you threw away my parsley.

1223620 No I didn't. I think that was the actual Batman.....

1223623

1223641 Oh.

...You sure? Because I may have pissed him off.

Badly.

Also it turns out that bomb wasn't in me, not sure how that happened, but better that the immortal's blown up rather than my delicate self.

1223654 So i'm guessing you escaped from Arkham? Well have your "I escaped from Arkham" Cookie!

1223663
Whatever. So listen, I want you to do an interview of Riddler and then me.

1223673 Hooray!

Now I just need some milk!
Excellent.

1223692 Now.