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That was just a prop...
The real one is at our house...
In dimension 42...
Guarded by...
Me.

I have psychic powers, that's how I play.
Can't take what you can't touch.

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*Whispers* We're just playing along, he's not really playing videogames.
*whispers* It's all in his head.
Were you saying something?
No.

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Patient is clearly cuckoo.

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Oh, my.
Oh my.
Oh, my.
I'm frankly a little embarrassed for him.
Really? How about this?

WHERE DO YOU FIND THAT STUFF?!?
Internet.