So, yeah. Logging on, I find the group in an RP, and I jump in.

This is stolen unshamishly from the geoverse group, so it's going to be from Geo's View point.

[20:52:04] The Ghost of Billy Mays: SILENCE BREAKER

[20:52:38] Listener (Tech): SILENCE BREAKER! Ducktape it needed!

[20:53:01] The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs the duck and the tape

[20:53:04] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Wait, wrong thing

[20:53:17] The Ghost of Billy Mays throws them against the wall, then grabs the duct tape

[20:53:19] Tenna: You mean duct tape?

[20:53:20] Listener (Tech): What the hell, it'll work!

[20:53:23] The Ghost of Billy Mays: There we go

[20:53:29] Listener (Tech): ...Damn.

[20:53:32] The Ghost of Billy Mays throws the duct tape at Tenna

[20:53:36] The Ghost of Billy Mays: FIX IT, SLAVE!

[20:54:17] Tenna rushes at Stryker and tapes him to the wall

[20:54:31] Tenna: I am nobody's slave

[20:54:36] Listener (Tech): Listener (Tech) laughs.

[20:54:42] Tenna: Tenna tapes Stryker's mouth shut

[20:54:48] Tenna: I AM AN ADULT!!!

[20:55:04] The Ghost of Billy Mays struggles against the wall, attemting to scream in terror

[20:55:13] The Ghost of Billy Mays realizes Tenna left his hands free

[20:55:18] Tenna: Fuck you

[20:55:20] The Ghost of Billy Mays undoes the tape around his mouth

[20:55:25] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You... DICK!

[20:55:31] Tenna: Tenna tapes stryker's hands down

[20:55:42] The Ghost of Billy Mays tries to kick Tenna

[20:55:47] Tenna steps back

[20:55:56] Tenna: Teehee~

[20:55:59] Midnight is the wall, and falls over crushing both of them

[20:56:10] Listener (Tech): :O

[20:56:15] The Ghost of Billy Mays dodges because fuck logic

[20:56:18] Listener (Tech): That works out, surprisingly.

[20:56:22] Tenna: Tenna is saved by the cutest Changeling ever

[20:56:24] Midnight: You dodged..a wall?

[20:56:35] The Ghost of Billy Mays: ...Yes.

[20:56:43] Tenna: Fuck you wall! I have Tenna!

[20:56:50] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I felt like breaking logic

[20:56:53] Tenna: Tenna nose boops Tenna

[20:56:56] The Ghost of Billy Mays: because I'm not Stryker...

[20:56:57] Tenna: Boop

[20:57:15] Midnight: Foop~

[20:57:23] Tenna: Doop~

[20:57:33] Midnight: Foop is best oop

[20:57:35] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I'm not Stryker, I'm the ghost of Billy Mays!

[20:57:36] Listener (Tech) rushes to Tenna, giving her a hug. Becuase, why not?

[20:57:49] The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs Tenna

[20:58:03] Tenna: Tenna: Eeep!

[20:58:10] The Ghost of Billy Mays then offers Matt his changeling back for only 3 easy payments of $99.99

[20:58:16] Tenna: Tenna: No!

[20:58:23] Listener (Tech): Listener (Tech) is willing to pool his money.

[20:58:30] The Ghost of Billy Mays: But wait, there's more!

[20:58:35]The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs Midnight

[20:59:05] Tenna: Oh no!

[20:59:10] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You can also get this pony, all you have to do is pay extra shipping and handling!

[20:59:25] The Ghost of Billy Mays ties Tenna up so she can't escape

[20:59:36] Tenna struggles in the ropes

[20:59:41] Tenna: Hey! That's not fair!

[20:59:42] The Ghost of Billy Mays ties up Midnight as well, blocking their powers

[21:00:00] The Ghost of Billy Mays ignores the changeling

[21:00:02] Tenna rolls around on the floor, squirming in the ropes

[21:00:09] Vinyl grabs her bass cannon.

[21:00:22] The Ghost of Billy Mays: So, anyone want to buy these things? Remember, it's only 3 easy payments of $99.99

[21:00:35] Tenna tries to cut the ropes by biting them with her fangs

[21:00:41] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Also, I'm a ghost. You can't hurt me, BITCH!

[21:00:41] Vinyl aims her bass cannon.

[21:00:46] Vinyl: How about a trade?

[21:00:59] The Ghost of Billy Mays: What are the terms?

[21:01:09] Vinyl: I give you this, I get them?

[21:01:25] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hmm... Let me look at this cannon first

[21:01:32] Tenna: H-hey!!

[21:01:39] Vinyl: Vinyl hands it over.

[21:01:42] The Ghost of Billy Mays goes to the bass cannon, aims it at Vinyl, then triggers it

[21:01:54] Tenna: Tenna wiggles in her bonds

[21:02:01] Vinyl: Oh, damn.

[21:02:03] Tenna: T-that's cheating!

[21:02:08] The Ghost of Billy Mays then aims it at Tenna. "Try anything, you get blasted."

[21:02:19] Tenna: Tenna gulps

[21:02:52] The Ghost of Billy Mays takes the bass cannon, Tenna, and Midnight to his lair

[21:03:05] Tenna: L-let me go!

[21:03:19] Tenna: Tenna wriggles and squirms more

[21:03:24] Midnight: O.O

[21:03:34] Midnight dies in transit.

[21:03:35] Listener (Tech): Listener (Tech) comes back as a gost also.

[21:03:38] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Remember what I said, changeling?

[21:03:49] Tenna: N-no! Please!

[21:03:54] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You try ANYTHING, you get blasted.

[21:03:56] Midnight: Midnight becomes a ghost.

[21:04:01] The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs the cannon

[21:04:03] Listener (Tech): Ghosts can hurt ghosts, right?

[21:04:07] Midnight: Haha!

[21:04:09] The Ghost of Billy Mays: No.

[21:04:12] Tenna: I'm sorry!

[21:04:15] The Ghost of Billy Mays: One. Last. Chance.

[21:04:15] Listener (Tech): Damn.

[21:04:34] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Only the Ghost of Billy Mays can get into his lair though

[21:04:38] Midnight runs around, gettin' used to his ghostie ghost body.

[21:04:42] Midnight: HEY TENNA

[21:04:49] Midnight: I know how you can get free!

[21:05:04] Midnight: You just gotta, Giggle at the Ghostie!

[21:05:07] The Ghost of Billy Mays: (Yep)

[21:05:30] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hey YOU! Ghost! Get back in your body so I can sell you to slavers!

[21:06:04] Midnight: No. I don't wanna be a not ghost~

[21:06:07] The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs his phone

[21:06:14] Tenna: S-slaves?

[21:06:18] Tenna: Tenna pales

[21:06:35] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hey, I have an offer for you. A changeling to sell into your sex slavery business. All I ask is $9.99.

[21:06:47] The Ghost of Billy Mays: ]:)

[21:06:53] Tenna: S-sex s-slave? B-but but...

[21:06:57] Midnight: O.O

[21:07:07] Tenna: Tenna starts sobbing

[21:08:10] Listener (Tech): Listener (Tech) looks at the screen, dailing the phone number

[21:08:40] The Ghost of Billy Mays looks at Tenna, holding the cannon just in case

[21:08:56] Tenna: N-no *sniff* Please! N-not that *sob* I-I-I'll...

[21:09:07] Vinyl talking into the phone.

[21:09:15] Vinyl: Yes, this is an interested buyer.

[21:09:17] The Ghost of Billy Mays: So, what do you think of my offer?

[21:09:36] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I give you this changeling, you give me $9.99

[21:09:47] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Or more, if you wish

[21:09:48] Vinyl pulls out a credit card.

It was at this moment when Crimson Star and I logged in and came across this scene unfolding.

[21:10:42] The Ghost of Billy Mays tosses Vinyl the changeling, taking the credit card

[21:10:51] Ace Sorou pulls out a Ghostbuster pack and a plasma pistol.

[21:10:59] Ace Sorou: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

[21:11:03] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays goes to an ATM and withdraws $9.99

[21:11:07] Tenna: W-who are you!?

[21:11:25] Tenna falls to the ground

[21:11:30] Tenna: Oof!

[21:11:31] The Ghost of Billy Mays: CUT!

[21:11:38] Ace Sorou: Lieutenant Ace Sorou, of the Royal Guard.

[21:11:39] The Ghost of Billy Mays: That was... HORRIBLE!

[21:12:02] Tenna: W-what?

[21:12:11] The director: Ghost guy, you were WAY out of character! You were supposed to be selling the changeling to PIRATES, not slavers!

[21:12:14] Midnight is still dead

[21:12:26] The director: Midnight, you weren't supposed to burst into song!

[21:12:36] Midnight: Hhehehe, couldn't help it~

[21:12:48] The director: Vinyl, you were supposed to offer a better deal, HAGGLE, my friend!

[21:12:51] Ace Sorou: Wait, this isn't a slave sale?

[21:13:02] The director: No, it's a movie!

[21:13:05] Vinyl: I was? Sorry boss.

[21:13:07] Vinyl: ^^

[21:13:09] Tenna: What about me?

[21:13:20] The director: You were actually doing good

[21:13:25] The director: Very convincing

[21:13:35] Ace Sorou: ...You guys should try closing your sets so this doesn't happen again.

[21:13:40] Tenna: Yay!

[21:13:44] The director: Sorry.

[21:13:52] Ace Sorou: I was about ready to arrest everypony here.

[21:14:00] The director: Wait, how did you get into the studio?

[21:14:04] Midnight: I don't think he was the actor we hired boss....I think he was the BACKUP, we hadn't even informed him of his roll, sir..

[21:14:15] Ace Sorou: I was looking for a friend of mine, Geo.

[21:14:20] Vinyl smiles sheepishly.

[21:14:30] Tenna: Oh, umm...

[21:14:34] Ace Sorou: He said something about a live interview in this studio.

[21:14:37] Tenna wriggles in the ropes

[21:14:47] The director: Oh, whoops.

[21:14:52] Tenna: He saw this and ran out yelling "The fuck is this?"

[21:14:55] The director: The director walks over to Tenna and unties her

I decide to join in, but fail to change my name.

[21:15:08] Tenna: Tenna stands up

[21:15:19] Tenna: Tenna looks up at Geo

[21:15:23] Tenna: What does fuck mean?

[21:15:24] The director: And Lieutenant, you were in the wrong stage. This is stage 1A, the interview is in 11B.

[21:16:02] Chris (GeodesicDragon) hands Tenna a dictionary.

[21:16:05] Ace Sorou: Alright. Geo, are we ready to get going?

[21:16:08] Chris (GeodesicDragon): Look it up, kid.

[21:16:15] Ace Sorou: Ace Sorou puts away his weapons.

[21:16:24] The director: Though for your inconvinience, you can have 2 free tickets to this movie

[21:16:25] Tenna: What? But there are so many words....

[21:16:36] The director: The director hands the Guard two tickets

[21:16:44] Ace Sorou smiles.

[21:16:46] Ace Sorou: Niiice.

[21:17:05] The director: Okay everypony, let's try this again.

[21:17:08] Tenna: When do I have to be tied up again? The ropes hurt after a while...

[21:17:14] The director: Scene 15, take 2!

[21:17:21] Chris (GeodesicDragon): Uhh, yeah.

[21:17:34] Tenna: Bye Mister Ace! Geo!

[21:17:40] Vinyl: Bye guys!

[21:17:42] Tenna: Tenna waves

[21:17:49] Ace Sorou: Ace Sorou waves

[21:17:51] Chris (GeodesicDragon): Bye Tenna!

[21:17:51] Vinyl: Vinyl looks for the ghost of Billy Mays.

[21:17:53] Chris (GeodesicDragon) waves.

[21:17:54] The Ghost of Billy Mays: See ya, Lieutenant! Bye, Geo!

[21:18:00] Vinyl: I want my bass cannon back.

[21:18:07] Ace Sorou: Let's get going before we catch spoilers.

[21:18:07] Chris (GeodesicDragon) bows before the mighty Billy Mays.

[21:18:18] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Dude, I'm just an actor.

[21:18:47] Ace Sorou: Oh, I'm sure he realizes that, but you're very convincing.

[21:18:53 | Edited 21:19:00] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Thank you.

[21:19:20] Chris (GeodesicDragon): What? You're only PRETENDING to be the great Billy Mays? YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR ARROGANCE!

[21:19:30] Ace Sorou catches Geo.

[21:19:35] The Ghost of Billy Mays: It's just my part in this movie.

[21:19:38] Tenna: Wah!

[21:19:46] Tenna: Tenna backs up

[21:19:48] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I didn't choose it!

[21:20:00] Chris (GeodesicDragon): LET ME AT THE WEE NYAFF! I'M GONNAE RIP HIS FUCKIN' LUNGS OOT AN' MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS WI' THEM!

[21:20:05] Ace Sorou: Remember, your Highness, you have an interview to get to!

[21:20:17] The Ghost of Billy Mays pulls out his pistol

[21:20:17] Ace Sorou: Priorities, remember?

[21:20:26] The Ghost of Billy Mays points it up in the air

[21:20:27] Tenna: W-what did Mister Geo say?

[21:20:27] Chris (GeodesicDragon): A weapon? GUARDS!

[21:20:33] Tenna: I don't understand...

[21:20:35] The Ghost of Billy Mays pulls the trigger, firing a blank

[21:20:56] Vinyl: Vinyl tackles him.

[21:21:01] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Okay, now that we have silence, let's be orderly

[21:21:12] Chris (GeodesicDragon) growls.

[21:21:14] Vinyl: Vinyl misses.

[21:21:48] Tenna: W-why are you mad Mister Geo?

[21:21:57] Ace Sorou: Studio 11B, your highness.

[21:22:08] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays walks into the set

[21:22:14] The Ghost of Billy Mays: What up, I have a big sock

[21:22:18] Chris (GeodesicDragon): Are you talking to me, Lieutenant?

[21:22:28] Ace Sorou: You're the only Prince here.

[21:22:30 | Edited 21:22:34] Tenna: What's going on!?

[21:22:35] Chris (GeodesicDragon) grins.

[21:22:36] Bigfoot: Bigfoot pulls out a sock, fills it with butter, then throws it

[21:22:37] Chris (GeodesicDragon): I guess I am.

[21:22:45] Tenna is starting to get frustrated

[21:22:52] Chris (GeodesicDragon): I'm not mad, little Tenna.

[21:23:00] Chris (GeodesicDragon): I'm just a bit worked up.

[21:23:13] Chris (GeodesicDragon): All business and no sex make Geo go crazy.

[21:23:24] Tenna: Oh...

[21:23:29] Ace Sorou: Twilight got you in the dog house again, sir?

[21:24:00] Tenna: Tenna blushes after she realizes he said little

[21:24:02] Tech: Tech fills in for Vinyl

[21:24:06] Tenna: I'm not that small!

[21:24:07] The Ghost of Billy Mays looks over at the caterer

[21:24:10] Chris (GeodesicDragon): I've barely had a chance to see her! She's busy with Celestia, Luna and Cadence, while I've been going from

meeting to meeting. Gryphons, Minotaur, the Crystal Empire...

[21:24:36] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Your Highness, I have an idea.

[21:24:41] Ace Sorou: Ah, well, separation nurtures affection.

[21:24:56] Tech grins.

I finally change my name at this point. This is also when the RP becomes Geoverse-related, hence why I'm posting it here.

[21:25:20] Prince Geo: An idea? Do tell.

[21:25:33] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Get Twilight to go to the movies with you.

[21:25:39] The Ghost of Billy Mays: She'd love this one

[21:25:47 | Edited 21:25:52] Ace Sorou: I do have two tickets to it, sir.

[21:26:00] Prince Geo: You try prying her away from her studies! It can't be done, I tells ya!

[21:26:02] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hell, you can have some free tickets as well

[21:26:10] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays hands the Prince two tickets

[21:26:24] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Just tell her that it's a documentary on the real world

[21:26:29] The Ghost of Billy Mays: She'd be bound to go see it

[21:26:36] Ace Sorou: Ace Sorou facepalms.

[21:26:38] Tenna: But isn't that lying!?

[21:26:42] The Ghost of Billy Mays: No

[21:26:44 | Edited 21:26:46] Ace Sorou: I can see that going well.

[21:26:50] Prince Geo: The 'real world'?

[21:26:54] Prince Geo: Elaboration, please.

[21:26:59] Tenna: Tenna notices the bad pun Billy made

[21:27:21] Tenna: T-that's not funny!

[21:27:26] The Ghost of Billy Mays: It shows what's happening in some of the lands on this planet as we speak

[21:27:30] The Ghost of Billy Mays: And what's not funny?

[21:27:46] Prince Geo: So in other words... it's the news.

[21:28:10] The Ghost of Billy Mays: And somewhat, no, possibly, I don't know.

[21:28:21] The Ghost of Billy Mays: It's a work of fiction inspired by real events.

[21:28:28] Prince Geo: Lieutenant, find me some way of getting out of my next meeting!

[21:28:43] Ace Sorou: Uh, alright.

[21:28:48] The Ghost of Billy Mays: It portrays what's happening in a comedic manner

[21:29:08] Tenna: Being tied up isn't funny!

[21:29:09] Ace Sorou pulls out a particle pistol.

[21:29:16] Prince Geo: ANYTHING BUT THAT.

[21:29:19] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays backs away

[21:29:26] Ace Sorou puts his pistol away.

[21:29:39] Tenna: What was that?

[21:29:41] Ace Sorou: Well darn, you're no fun.

[21:29:54] Ace Sorou: Ace Sorou looks over at Tenna.

[21:29:55] The Ghost of Billy Mays: It looked like a small particle cannon

[21:30:04] Ace Sorou grins.

[21:30:12] Ace Sorou: Guess who built it?

[21:30:14] Tenna shrinks back at the grin slightly

[21:30:25] Tenna: Umm, you...did?

[21:30:39] Prince Geo: I'm a Prince. Of course I'm no fun. I used to have fun, though. Hell, I used to have a sex life. NOW I HAVE NEITHER.

[21:30:46] Ace Sorou: Yeah.

[21:31:01] Ace Sorou: Wanna see some of my inventions when you get a chance?

[21:31:07] Tenna: Then why don't you have fun?

[21:31:26] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Anyone here want a drink?

[21:31:56] The Ghost of Billy Mays walks over to the refreshment table and lists off the available refreshments

[21:32:03] Tenna puffs her cheeks and makes a 'bleugh' sound

[21:32:15] Tenna: Ew, no...

[21:32:27] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Let's see here, we have some Mountain Dew, some Coca-Cola, and a lot of other sodas.

[21:32:34] The Ghost of Billy Mays: No alcohol, though.

[21:32:41] Ace Sorou shrugs, still looking at Tenna, before shaking his head.

[21:32:51] Ace Sorou: Toss me a Dew.

[21:33:03] Tech: Tech seconds Ace's choice.

[21:33:06] Prince Geo: I'll take a Coca-Cola.

[21:33:06] The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs a bottle of Mountain Dew and throws it over to Ace

[21:33:08] Tenna: Wait! Can I have some of that Mountain Dew stuff?

[21:33:16] Prince Geo: And I mean TAKE. I ain't paying for shit.

[21:33:26] The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs the rest of the drinks and throws one to everyone who asked

[21:33:31 | Edited 21:34:00] Ace Sorou: Ace Sorou catches the bottle.

[21:33:55] Tech: Tech grabs it.

[21:33:56] Tenna: Tenna tries to catch hers, but misses, and it hits her in the face

[21:34:08] Tenna: Owie...

[21:34:29] Prince Geo drinks his Coca-Cola, savouring the epic taste.

[21:34:30] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You okay, Tenna?

[21:34:49] Tenna: Umm, y-yes, I'm ok

[21:34:50] Ace Sorou drinks the dew.

[21:35:09] Tenna takes her bottle off the ground, and unscrews the lid with magic

[21:35:14] The Ghost of Billy Mays grabs a bottle of Mountain Dew for himself and opens it

[21:35:29] Prince Geo calls over a random guard.

[21:35:33] Prince Geo: Find some booze. Now.

[21:35:55] Prince Geo watches as the guard salutes and gallops away.

[21:36:53] The Ghost of Billy Mays: We're a little behind schedule right now.

[21:36:58] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays looks at the visitors

[21:37:25] Prince Geo cheers as the guard comes back with a crate of booze.

[21:37:26] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hey, you guys want to stay? I bet the director can find a part for you guys

[21:38:06] Tenna: How can you like that stuff? Alcohol is gross...

[21:38:11] Prince Geo: Will we get paid?

[21:38:18] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Yes, you will.

[21:38:26] Prince Geo ignores Tenna's hurtful comment about booze and grabs a cider.

[21:38:35] Ace Sorou: Sir, with all due respect, you own the national treasury.

[21:38:41] Ace Sorou: Why do you need to get paid?

[21:38:47] Prince Geo: I don't own it, Celestia and Luna do.

[21:39:00] Prince Geo: Twi and I get a stipend, but she insisted on only taking half.

[21:39:12] Prince Geo: So you bet your ass I need the extra cash.

[21:39:19] Ace Sorou: Your stipend is greater than what I make in a month.

[21:39:28] Prince Geo: IT'S STILL ONLY HALF.

[21:39:35] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Would a million cut it?

[21:39:45] Prince Geo does a spit-take.

[21:39:50] Prince Geo: Hell yeah it will!

[21:39:56] Ace Sorou: Each?

[21:40:14] Tenna: B-but I don't make a million...

[21:40:15] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Okay then. How about you, Lieutenant Sorou? How does a million for acting sound?

[21:40:25] The Ghost of Billy Mays: And Tenna, yes you do. We ALL get paid that much

[21:40:32] Tech gasps.

[21:40:35] Tenna: I do?

[21:40:41] The Ghost of Billy Mays: We get the money after it's finished recording

[21:40:43] Prince Geo: What are we doing, anyway? Should I need to worry about Twilight catching me doing something I shouldn't?

[21:41:09] Ace Sorou: Well, I'm not sure, I mean, all I'd have to do is star in a movie, and who wants to do tha—OF COURSE I ACCEPT!

[21:41:23] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The only thing you'll have to worry about is if she hates pirates and/or violence. Plus violence involving

pirates.

[21:41:40] Ace Sorou: What if I'm being violent towards the pirates?

[21:41:49] Prince Geo: Twilight watched me get shot, so I think she's fine with violence. As for pirates... I'm not sure.

[21:42:21] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Well, I think it's time to start.

[21:42:46] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Tenna, I'm sorry, but you have to get tied back up. You'll be untied when we get on the ship.

[21:42:47] Ace Sorou: I mean, those Pirates would be idiots to mess with me, especially after the way I dealt with the Diamond Dogs that

kidnapped Pinkie.

[21:42:53] Tenna: Okay...

[21:43:10] Ace Sorou looks over at Tenna, his eyes at attention on her.

[21:43:20] Ace Sorou: Tied up?

[21:43:46] Tenna: I was kidnapped in the movie. You didn't notice me when you first came in?

[21:43:58] Ace Sorou: I did, but...

[21:43:59] Prince Geo looks at his guards.

[21:44:03] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Ace, you're an anti-pirate who comes in after we get to the ship. You spy on the ship for a few minutes,

then infiltrate it at night

[21:44:15] Prince Geo: You guys can split, just don't tell Twilight about this.

[21:44:19] Ace Sorou raises his hand.

[21:44:28] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Prince Geo, you can be a pirate if you wish

[21:44:31] Prince Geo: Wouldn't a prince make a better captive than a changeling?

[21:44:36] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Yes, Mr. Sorou?

[21:44:42] Prince Geo: Er, I mean... yeah okay.

[21:44:58] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hmm, I think I could bend the rules

[21:45:02] Ace Sorou: Can I use a squad of robots to help me infiltrate the ship?

[21:45:04] Prince Geo: Avast ye, landlubbers! I be sendin' ye to Davey Jones' Locker!

[21:45:09] Ace Sorou: I mean, that's kinda my thing.

[21:45:30] Tech raises his hoof.

[21:45:30] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You could be on the ship, pretending to be a pirate, and I capture you and try to sell you

[21:45:31] Tech: And me

[21:45:36] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Yes, Tech?

[21:45:59] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Ace, you're fine with that. Make sire their lasers are set to painless though

[21:46:06] Tech: What am I doing?

[21:46:14] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You'll man the cannons!

[21:46:17] Ace Sorou: I have stun, does that work?

[21:46:29] Tech: Tech grins.

[21:46:39] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Sure. And make sure all their weapons are foam. I don't want anypony getting hurt.

[21:46:44] Prince Geo: Stun works, as Twilight can no doubt testify.

[21:47:01] The Ghost of Billy Mays: So, everyone ready?

[21:47:03] Ace Sorou: She shouldn't have tried to disassemble my BIRD.

[21:47:09] Prince Geo: Blame John.

[21:47:09] Ace Sorou: I'm ready.

[21:47:12 | Edited 21:47:18] Tenna: Yes.

[21:47:18] The Ghost of Billy Mays ties Tenna up, making sure it's not too painful for her

[21:47:26] Prince Geo: Let's do this!

[21:47:31] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Okay, act 5, scene 2. ROLL THE TAPE

[21:47:34] Ace Sorou looks at the tied up Tenna with a smile.

[21:48:02] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Tech, help me get this prisoner on board out ship

[21:48:37] Tech comes down, and grabs Tenna, dragging her aboard.

[21:48:54] Tenna yelps at being dragged

[21:49:10] Tenna: O-ow! C-can't you carry me...

[21:49:18] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Okay, crew. Our goal is to get this changeling to our contact on the opposite coast

[21:49:41] Tech flips her on his back.

[21:49:42] Totally Not Prince Geo: Aye aye, cap'n!

[21:49:51] The Ghost of Billy Mays looks around

[21:49:56] Heroic Dr. Sorou hides in the crates with a few of his Doc-bots, ready to be loaded on the ship.

[21:50:22] The Ghost of Billy Mays finally sets his gaze on the third person in the line

[21:50:43] Tenna wriggles and squirms in the rope, flicking her tail about

[21:50:44] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Wait, I don't recognize you. State your name.

[21:51:16] Totally Not Prince Geo: The names... er, Jeo, cap'n! With a 'J', not a 'G'.

[21:51:24] Totally Not Prince Geo looks around sheepishly.

[21:51:40] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Jeo, Jeo... I don't remember that name.

[21:51:48] The Ghost of Billy Mays thinks for a second

[21:51:53] Tenna wiggles even more

[21:52:25] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Welcome aboard! Your first job is to take our cargo to the captive bay

[21:52:39] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I'll go with you to make sure it's done right

[21:52:42] Totally Not Prince Geo: Right you are, Cap'n!

[21:52:45] Tenna: T-the captive bay?

[21:52:51] Tenna gulps

[21:53:02] Totally Not Prince Geo approaches the changeling and goes to pick her up.

[21:53:18] Tenna tries to crawl away like a worm

[21:53:28] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Wait a second... You have the sash of royalty.

[21:53:35] Totally Not Prince Geo looks down.

[21:53:39] The Ghost of Billy Mays glares at Jeo

[21:53:52] Tenna rolls onto her back to look at Jeo

[21:53:58] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You're not who you claim to be

[21:54:00] The Ghost of Billy Mays: TECH!

[21:54:02] Prince Geo: Fuck.

[21:54:09] Prince Geo tries to run.

[21:54:12] Prince Geo: Laters, noobs!

[21:54:12] Tech: Yes Captian!

[21:54:17] Tenna: R-run away!

[21:54:20] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Bring these two liars to the captive bay!

[21:54:33] Prince Geo starts singing Can't Touch This by MC Hammer.

[21:54:35] Tech runs, trying to grab totally not Prince Geo.

[21:54:45] Prince Geo runs into the mast face-first.

[21:54:54] Prince Geo: OWFUCKSONOFABITCHTHATHURT!

[21:55:02] Tenna: Oww...

[21:55:12] The Ghost of Billy Mays takes the opportunity to tie Prince Geo up

[21:55:15] Tenna looks at Geo, fearing for him

[21:55:24] Prince Geo: Fuck my life.

[21:55:24] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays drags Tenna to the captive bay by the tail

[21:55:48] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Cargo containers are loaded into the hold.

[21:55:58] Tenna: H-hey! L-let go of my tail!

[21:56:17] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Put a sock in it, prisoner!

[21:56:24] Prince Geo tries to bite the ropes binding him.

[21:56:24] Heroic Dr. Sorou whispers silently to his bots.

[21:56:30] Tenna sticks her tongue out

[21:56:48] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Alright, once the ship gets underway, we'll start busting out, shooting.

[21:57:04] Prince Geo: Ugh, these ropes taste like tar.

[21:57:40] The Ghost of Billy Mays puts Tenna and Prince Geo in the captive bay, tying them to the conveniently hanging chains to restrain them

even further

[21:57:48] The Ghost of Billy Mays looks at Tech

[21:57:51] Prince Geo: Prick!

[21:57:54] Prince Geo: Asshole!

[21:57:56] Prince Geo: Cuntwad!

[21:57:58] Tenna: Hey!

[21:57:59] Prince Geo: Douchebag!

[21:58:00] The Ghost of Billy Mays: And that's why you always leave extra rope.

[21:58:16] The Ghost of Billy Mays pulls out a rag and a bottle

[21:58:31] The Ghost of Billy Mays pours some liquid from the bottle onto the rag

[21:58:40] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hey, Prince. I have a question.

[21:58:45] Tenna: W-what's that for?

[21:58:58] Prince Geo: You're just lucky my mate John isn't here! He'll put his foot so far up your ass, that lump in your throat will be his

toes!

[21:59:00] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[21:59:06] Tenna: Tenna is shivering slightly

[21:59:10] Prince Geo: What kind of stupid question is tha—

[21:59:13] Prince Geo passes out.

[21:59:31] Tenna: A-are you going to do that to me too...

[21:59:34 | Edited 21:59:41] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Finally that fucker's silent...

[21:59:48] Prince Geo: Fucking... asshat... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[22:00:04] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Should I, or not?

[22:00:10] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Will you be quiet?

[22:00:14] Tenna shrinks back

[22:00:38] Tenna: U-uh, I-I'll be quiet, I-I promise...

[22:01:07] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays walks up the stairs then shuts the door, leaving his prisoners in total darkness

[22:01:17] Tenna: Eep!

[22:01:40] Tenna shuts her eyes and squirms in her bonds, causing her to swing back and forth

[22:01:44] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Tech? TECH?

[22:01:52] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Where is that lazy son of a bitch?

[22:02:11] Vinyl: Yeah! Wassit?

[22:02:15] Tenna: I-it's so d-dark...

[22:02:27] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Really, Tech? Why are you crossdressing?

[22:02:30] The Ghost of Billy Mays sighs

[22:02:49] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Eh, whatever. Just get to the cannons. Make sure they're on maximum bass

[22:02:50] Tenna tries to light her horn, but realizes that they put a magic inhibitor on her

[22:02:51] Vinyl grins. You know you like it!

[22:03:05] Vinyl runs over, priming the cannons.

[22:03:15] The Ghost of Billy Mays walks to the bridge and turns the ship on

[22:03:15] Tenna: O-oh!

[22:03:39] The ship sets out, causing Ace to grin.

[22:03:42] The Ghost of Billy Mays starts the ship moving

[22:03:45] Tenna continues to wriggle and squirm in an attempt to escape

[22:03:49] Heroic Dr. Sorou: All according to plan...

[22:04:13] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Alright, guys, get ready!

[22:05:01] Heroic Dr. Sorou: These pirates are sharp as a tack, and will have a large contingent of guards securing the hold as they begin

their journey.

[22:05:26] Heroic Dr. Sorou: On the count of three, we'll bust out, and blast every one of those bastards to bitsies!

[22:06:13] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays looks around. "Wait, I need to secure the doors just in case the captives get out."

[22:06:19] Heroic Dr. Sorou: One...

[22:06:22] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays presses the button, but nothing happens

[22:06:25] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Two...

[22:06:37] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Three!

[22:06:41] The Ghost of Billy Mays: ...Fuck.

[22:07:16] The Ghost of Billy Mays looks at the radar

[22:07:26] Prince Geo comes to as the effects of the chloroform wear off.

[22:07:31] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Heroic Dr. Sorou and his bots bust out of the crate yelling war cries, and pointing their weapons at...

[22:07:31] Prince Geo: Huh? Whazzat?

[22:07:33] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Nothing.

[22:07:42] Prince Geo: I'M BLIND!

[22:07:47] Prince Geo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[22:07:49] Heroic Dr. Sorou: There's nothing in the cargo hold but cargo.

[22:07:58] Tenna recoils at Geo's yelling

[22:08:07] The Ghost of Billy Mays hears the Prince yelling

[22:08:10] Vinyl hears the war cries, aiming the cannon wildly.

[22:08:20] Tenna: C-can you please n-not be so loud...

[22:08:36] The Ghost of Billy Mays activates the speakers

[22:08:38] Prince Geo: Who said that? Is that you, Tenna?

[22:08:43] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hey, quiet down in there!

[22:08:51] Prince Geo: FUCK YOU!

[22:08:54] Heroic Dr. Sorou shrugs, looking sheepishly back at the other bots.

[22:08:59] Prince Geo: Prince Geo realises he shouldn't have said that.

[22:09:02] Tenna: Y-yes

[22:09:06] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays grins

[22:09:07] Prince Geo: Oh, all right then.

[22:09:10] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Hey, even I can be wrong, sometimes.

[22:09:19] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Oh, you want to play THAT way?

[22:09:43] Tenna: Loud sounds really hurt my ears, they're more sensitive, but it's nice to have someone to talk to now...

[22:09:48] Tenna smiles slightly

[22:09:55] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Heroic Dr. Sorou starts to move, his bots following.

[22:09:57] Prince Geo: Sorry, I'll try and be quieter.

[22:10:00] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays presses a button labeled "Soak Captives"

[22:10:06] Prince Geo gets soaked.

[22:10:10] Prince Geo: Wah!

[22:10:14] Tenna is doused in water

[22:10:17] Tenna: EEK!

[22:10:35] Prince Geo: Dammit, this outfit isn't water resistant! Rarity is gonna kill me...

[22:10:51] Tenna squeals and wiggles even more

[22:10:59] The Ghost of Billy Mays speeds up the engines, hoping he can get to his contact before nightfall

[22:10:59] Tenna: W-what was that!

[22:11:09] Prince Geo: Water probably.

[22:11:17] Prince Geo: He's probably trying to get us to shut up.

[22:11:21] The Ghost of Billy Mays goes on to the intercom.

[22:11:35] Prince Geo goes to shout again but remembers what Tenna said and stops himself.

[22:11:39] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Tech, patrol the ship. I'm not seeing anything on the radar right now.

[22:11:53] Heroic Dr. Sorou wanders up a flight of stairs, confused as to where to go.

[22:12:06] Tech: Tech nods, wandering the ship for anything unusual.

[22:12:18] Heroic Dr. Sorou: DeeBee forty four, you sure, we got the specs on this ship right?

[22:13:02] Deebee Forty Four: Answer: Yes, Master.

[22:14:11] Deebee Forty Four: Observation: However, the blueprints to the ship might be more accurate if you were not holding the map upside

down.

[22:14:49] Heroic Dr. Sorou looks back at the map.

[22:14:55] Heroic Dr. Sorou: What are you talking about, I'm not-Oh.

[22:15:34] Heroic Dr. Sorou turns the map right side up.

[22:15:38] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Silly me.

[22:15:44] Heroic Dr. Sorou proceeds to go in the right direction to the bridge.

[22:16:55] The Ghost of Billy Mays is standing at the controls when he hears the door open

[22:17:05] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays turns around

[22:17:15] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hello. I've been expecting you.

[22:17:24] Heroic Dr. Sorou cocks his pistols, and smiles.

[22:17:31] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Oh have you, now?

[22:17:32] Prince Geo: Wait... I heard something.

[22:17:38] Tenna looks around blindly

[22:17:41] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Not really. I just wanted to say that.

[22:17:43] Prince Geo: Sounded like... a gun being cocked.

[22:17:55] The Ghost of Billy Mays pulls out a sword

[22:17:59] The Ghost of Billy Mays: En garde!

[22:18:00] Prince Geo: You might want to cover your ears, Tenna. I'm about to yell.

[22:18:07] Tenna: There's someone else on the ship.

[22:18:10] Prince Geo: Oh wait... tied up.

[22:18:17] Prince Geo: Well, brace yourself nonetheless.

[22:18:18] Heroic Dr. Sorou: You seriously brought a sword to a gun fight?

[22:18:26] Prince Geo tries to facepalm but realises he's tied up as well.

[22:18:30] Tenna: I-I'll try...

[22:18:33] Prince Geo: HELLO?

[22:18:34] The Ghost of Billy Mays rushes at Dr. Sorou, slashing wildly

[22:18:36] Tenna: Tenna pins her ears back

[22:18:52] Heroic Dr. Sorou begins firing rapidly at the captain.

[22:18:58] The Ghost of Billy Mays then realizes his insanity, pushes the enemy away, and runs away

[22:19:00] Prince Geo: Oh yeah, that's definitely a gun.

[22:19:17] Prince Geo: KICK HIS ASS, LIEUTENANT, AND THEN GET YOURS DOWN HERE!

[22:19:48] Heroic Dr. Sorou: Search the ship! Find the Hostages!

[22:19:53] Heroic Dr. Sorou runs after the captain.

[22:19:59] Tenna cringes slightly from the yelling

[22:20:14] The Ghost of Billy Mays runs in to the arsenal and grabs a handheld bass cannon

[22:20:25] Prince Geo: I can hear footsteps!

[22:20:37] Prince Geo: Someone is coming... I just hope they're friendly.

[22:20:40] The robots start scouring the ship. One bot manages to find his way to the captive hold.

[22:20:40] The Ghost of Billy Mays walks out to the deck

[22:20:44] Tenna: So can I, t-they sound metallic...

[22:20:56] Prince Geo: Don't worry, they're on our side.

[22:21:15] Tenna: T-they are? How do you know?

[22:21:22] The robots' red eyes glow down into the darkness.

[22:21:23] Prince Geo: I know the guy who built them.

[22:21:26] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Okay, intruder. Where are you?

[22:21:55] Deebee Forty Seven begins descending into the captive hold.

[22:22:00] Prince Geo: We're over here! Just... hanging around.

[22:22:01] Tenna sees the red eyes

[22:22:06] Prince Geo: Prince Geo chuckles at his own joke.

[22:22:17] Tenna: T-that's t-them...

[22:22:30] Deebee Forty Seven: Greeting: Well then, would you meatbags like some assistance?

[22:22:33] Tenna starts wriggling and squirming again

[22:22:40] Tenna: M-meatbags?

[22:23:09] Prince Geo: Very funny, Deebee Forty-Seven. Now if it's not too much trouble, could you get us down from here?

[22:23:12] The Ghost of Billy Mays ends up not seeing his target. He then looks and sees the captive bay doors open

[22:23:31] Tenna: Y-you're here to help us?

[22:23:37] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Did I leave those like that?

[22:23:39] Prince Geo: I bloody well hope he is.

[22:23:42] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I'd better shut them

[22:23:48] Deebee Forty Seven begins helping the Prince and Tenna down.

[22:24:05] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays walks over and shuts the doors, locking them to prevent escape

[22:24:14] Prince Geo hears the doors closing and locking.

[22:24:20] Tenna: H-he shut the doors

[22:24:21] Prince Geo: Oh come ON!

[22:24:39] Deebee Forty Seven's photoreceptors look up at the door.

[22:24:43] Prince Geo: Oh wait, we've got a fuckin' ROBOT with us. Just blast the doors.

[22:25:04] Tenna: He's going back up to his office, or something...

[22:25:08] Deebee Forty Seven: Reassurance: Not to worry, these doors won't hold us for long.

[22:25:21] Tenna: Tenna giggles

[22:25:23] Prince Geo: Fire in the hole!

[22:25:23] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays backs away, keeping an eye on the door

[22:25:27] Prince Geo: I've always wanted to say that.

[22:25:30] Tenna: You talk funny!

[22:25:33] Prince Geo gets down on the ground.

[22:25:52] The door suddenly explodes outwards, as the bot blasts it with it's particle beam.

[22:26:12] A large plume of smoke is all that remains, and two red eyes glow at the captain.

[22:26:29] Tenna: Wow!

[22:26:30] Prince Geo gets up and dusts himself off.

[22:26:33] The Ghost of Billy Mays: ... I KNEW I should have bought the reinforced captive bay doors instead of that trip to the Bahamas!

[22:26:39] Prince Geo: All right then.

[22:26:45] The Ghost of Billy Mays looks up and sees the robot

[22:26:46] Prince Geo joins the others.

[22:26:56] The Ghost of Billy Mays: You...

[22:27:01] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I know you...

[22:27:26] Deebee Forty Seven: Query: Where should I plant the first hole in your body, meatbag?

[22:27:27] Prince Geo: I know you don't take orders from me, Deebee Forty-Seven, but just this once... KICK HIS ASS.

[22:28:57] Tenna: U-uh, yes, can you go, teach him a lesson! Please?

[22:29:08] Prince Geo: Pound his face in!

[22:29:54] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Model DB-47, built by none other than Dr. Ace Sorou...

[22:30:12] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I remember that battle, back in 'Nam...

[22:30:28] Deebee Forty Seven: Answer: That is correct. I believe he made me the most bloodthirsty.

[22:30:40] Prince Geo: Yes, now use that and TEAR HIM APART!

[22:31:11] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Do you think I forgot the PLASTIC FUCKING LEG YOU MADE ME HAVE TO GET?

[22:31:27] Prince Geo yawns and sits down.

[22:31:31] Deebee Forty Seven: Excited exclaimation: Ooh I do so love the threat of violence. Don't worry, I'll give you a matching pair.

[22:31:33] Prince Geo: Too much talking, not enough action.

[22:31:44] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays aims the bass cannon

[22:31:52] Deebee Forty Seven whips up his rifle, and shoots at the captain.

[22:31:55] Tenna: Um, please just, take him out, please?

[22:31:55] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Let the captives go, and I won't hurt you.

[22:32:08] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Otherwise, I blow you to pieces.

[22:32:21] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Ghost of Billy Mays feels a bullet rip through his shoulder

[22:32:42] Prince Geo rubs his hands together eagerly.

[22:32:53] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Okay then...

[22:32:54] Deebee Forty Seven: Answer: Go fuck yourself, Meatbag.

[22:33:02] The Ghost of Billy Mays aims his cannon and pulls the trigger

[22:33:13] Prince Geo: Ooooh shit.

[22:33:23] Prince Geo grabs Tenna and ducks for cover.

[22:33:40] Deebee Forty Seven attempts to tank the damage.

[22:33:53] A giant wave of compressed bass leaves the cannon with a sound similar to that of any tech-y song

[22:34:24] Tenna screams in pain

[22:34:36] Tenna: Ahhhh!!!

[22:34:48] Prince Geo rolls around on the deck squealing like a bitch.

[22:34:58] Prince Geo: My ears are bleeding!

[22:35:14] The synthetic hair and the clothes are immediately ripped away from DB-47, leaving only a skeletal frame, similar to that of the

Terminator.

[22:35:39] Deebee Forty Seven: Error: microphones short circuited.

[22:35:51] The Ghost of Billy Mays: How does it feel, being violently ripped apart?

[22:35:52] Tenna lies face down on the deck, her ears bleeding

[22:35:52] Prince Geo stops rolling around and tries to think of a joke. When he can't, he resumes rolling again.

[22:36:08] Deebee Forty Seven: Query: What did you say, Meatbag?

[22:36:10] Tenna sobs.

[22:36:25] Prince Geo: Prince Geo stops rolling around and pats Tenna on the back.

[22:36:47] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Oh IT. IS. ON!

[22:36:56] Deebee Forty Seven begins limping toward the captain, damaged, but not destroyed.

[22:36:59] The Ghost of Billy Mays fires another bass pulse at the robot

[22:37:29] Tenna: Tenna puts her hooves over her ears

[22:37:35] Deebee Forty Seven: The next shot drills through his chest cavity, and the glowing red eyes power down.

[22:37:44] Tenna: I-I can barely hear...

[22:37:46] Prince Geo: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[22:37:48] Deebee Forty Seven is now a steel statue.

[22:37:50] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Did I just... kill it?

[22:38:01] Prince Geo staggers to his feet.

[22:38:12] Prince Geo: Where the hell is Ace?!

[22:38:16] Deebee Forty Seven 's eyes power back up.

[22:38:29] Deebee Forty Seven: Status: Rerouting power.

[22:38:33] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hmm... guess not.

[22:38:33] Prince Geo drops to one knee.

[22:38:41] Prince Geo spits out blood.

[22:38:55] Prince Geo: Shit, I knew dubstep was bad but THIS...

[22:39:01] Deebee Forty Seven leaps toward the captain.

[22:39:05] Prince Geo collapses.

[22:39:07] Tenna: W-what?

[22:39:38] The Ghost of Billy Mays staggers backwards, trying to take the robot to the ground.

[22:39:58] Deebee Forty Seven is heavy, and powerful. He wraps his robotic arms around the Captain, and makes his way toward the plank.

[22:40:29] The Ghost of Billy Mays has an idea

[22:40:57] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Hey, Bolts! How about a swim?

[22:41:13] Deebee Forty Seven: Answer: I was thinking the same thing, meatbag.

[22:41:15] The Ghost of Billy Mays falls backwards, into the water

[22:41:47] Deebee Forty Seven purposely goes with him, keeping his arms locked around the captain.

[22:42:36] The Ghost of Billy Mays lands in the sea with a splash, hoping his assailant isn't waterproof

[22:42:54] Prince Geo wakes up and groans.

[22:43:10] Prince Geo rolls sits up and blinks.

[22:43:22] Prince Geo: What'd I miss?

[22:43:29] Deebee Forty Seven isn't. The water begins destroying his circuitry, and he powers down. However, his arms remain locked around the

captain, preventing escape as he sinks to the bottom.

[22:43:52] Tenna: I-I think the robot fell in the w-water...

[22:43:57] Prince Geo: What?

[22:44:03] Prince Geo: Oh man, Ace isn't gonna like that.

[22:45:49] The Narrator: CUT! That's a wrap, everyone!

[22:46:02] Prince Geo cheers.

[22:46:03] Ace Sorou: Good job, people.

[22:46:06] Tenna stands up

[22:46:21] Prince Geo wipes all the fake blood off.

[22:46:26] Tenna flies up into the air and cheers

[22:46:32] Prince Geo: Aw, shit, it's all over my tunic.

[22:46:34] Tenna: Yay!

[22:46:49] Prince Geo: Rarity is DEFINITELY gonna kill me now.

[22:47:01] Ace Sorou: Man, though. I think I made my bots a bit too violent.

[22:47:01] The Ghost of Billy Mays takes off the harness with the fake robot on it

[22:47:16] Ace Sorou: That's really how they like to talk.

[22:47:28] Tenna: R-really?

[22:47:33] Prince Geo: Well change the programming then.

[22:47:35] The Ghost of Billy Mays swims up to the surface of the pool

[22:47:44] Ace Sorou: Yeah, but only that model.

[22:47:51] Ace Sorou: None of the others are like that.

[22:48:00] Ace Sorou: The code works, but I have no idea why.

[22:48:30] The Ghost of Billy Mays: So, how was I?

[22:48:31] Prince Geo: I'm going to the little Prince's room.

[22:48:38] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Also, are you guys okay?

[22:48:39] Prince Geo walks away.

[22:48:45] Ace Sorou: We're good, thanks.

[22:48:51] Prince Geo: I'm fine, but I REALLY need to take a whizz.

[22:48:52] Tenna: I'm ok, thanks for asking...

[22:48:57] Ace Sorou: And you were pretty convincing.

[22:49:01] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Thank you

[22:49:16] Ace Sorou: I think you need better lines, though.

At this point, change my name to 'Princess Twilight Sparkle'.

[22:49:19] Princess Twilight Sparkle walks onto the set.

[22:49:28] Tenna: H-how did I do?

[22:49:29] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Blame the script writer

[22:49:36] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Hello, everypony.

[22:49:43] The Ghost of Billy Mays: And Tenna, your acting is...

[22:49:52] The Ghost of Billy Mays: pretty good

[22:49:55] Ace Sorou: I thought it was great.

[22:50:00] The Ghost of Billy Mays turns around.

[22:50:00] Ace Sorou looks over, and kneels.

[22:50:11] Ace Sorou: Princess!

[22:50:12] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Oh, hello Your Highness!

[22:50:15] The Ghost of Billy Mays bows

[22:50:24] Tenna twiddles her hooves

[22:50:26] Princess Twilight Sparkle: There is no need for formalities here. Please rise.

[22:50:32] The Ghost of Billy Mays gets up

[22:50:39] Ace Sorou stands up.

[22:50:49] Ace Sorou: What are you doing here?

[22:50:54] The Ghost of Billy Mays is nervous

[22:51:02] Ace Sorou: Uh, respectfully, ma'am.

[22:51:12] Princess Twilight Sparkle: I have three questions. One, what's going on? Two, why is there a Changeling here? And three, where's

Geo?

[22:51:27] Ace Sorou: One, this is a movie, ma'am.

[22:51:36] Ace Sorou: Two, she's an actor, ma'am.

[22:51:38] The Ghost of Billy Mays: The Changeling is an actress.

[22:51:44] The Ghost of Billy Mays: And Geo is in the restroom.

[22:51:47] Princess Twilight Sparkle: For the last time, Ace, please stop calling me that.

[22:51:59] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Call me 'Twilight'.

[22:52:04] Ace Sorou: Uh, right.

[22:52:06] Tenna hides behind her mane

[22:52:11] Ace Sorou: Old habits.

[22:52:11] Princess Twilight Sparkle: And thanks for answering my questions.

[22:52:24] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Princess Twilight Sparkle goes over to the changeling.

[22:52:32] Tenna shrinks back

[22:52:43] Princess Twilight Sparkle: You have no reason to fear me. Tell me, what is your name?

[22:52:59] Tenna: O-oh, well, my name is Tenna...

[22:53:07] Princess Twilight Sparkle smiles.

[22:53:12] Princess Twilight Sparkle: It's nice to meet you.

[22:53:17] Princess Twilight Sparkle extends a forehoof.

[22:53:34] Tenna takes it in hers.

[22:53:38] Princess Twilight Sparkle shakes.

[22:53:49] Tenna shakes back.

[22:53:52] Princess Twilight Sparkle withdraws her hoof and ruffles her wings.

[22:54:15] Princess Twilight Sparkle: I shan't intrude any further.

[22:54:34] Princess Twilight Sparkle: If you see Geo, tell him I'm waiting for him in our bedroom. I guarantee you that he'll be quick to

leave.

[22:54:35] Tenna: O-oh, it's ok...

[22:54:45] Ace Sorou: Uh, yes ma-er, Twilight.

[22:54:52] The Ghost of Billy Mays: In all respects, Princess, we've finished recording the movie.

[22:55:10] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Oh? I look forward to seeing it.

[22:55:54] The Ghost of Billy Mays: I believe it will be out in a few weeks. I'm going to make sure the bloopers appear after the credits, some

of them were too funny to waste.

[22:56:02] Princess Twilight Sparkle smiles and nods.

[22:56:17] Princess Twilight Sparkle: I'll be sure to look out for it.

[22:56:25] Ace Sorou: I swear, that box just refused to break.

[22:56:35] Ace Sorou: I'm surprised I don't have a concussion.

[22:56:56] Tenna: I-I hope you enjoy it, Miss Twilight.

[22:57:10] Princess Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure I will, Tenna.

[22:57:11] Princess Twilight Sparkle: But if I may speak bluntly... this is the first day in weeks where I've had ANY free time to myself. So

you can guess that I'm a bit... eager... to spend some time with my husband.

[22:57:27] Princess Twilight Sparkle: In other words, I need him to fuck my brains out.

[22:57:37] Ace Sorou blinks.

[22:57:40] The Ghost of Billy Mays: And those times that I said "Pew pew pew!" when I aimed the cannon at DB-47!

[22:57:46] Ace Sorou: Well, that was blunt.

[22:57:48] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Also, wha—?

[22:57:54] Princess Twilight Sparkle grins.

[22:57:55] The Ghost of Billy Mays is shocked at the language

[22:58:03] Tenna blinks

[22:58:05] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Well, have fun with that, I guess.

[22:58:24] Ace Sorou: Twilight, with respect, I don't tell you what Pinkie and I get up to for a reason.

[22:58:25] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I will.

[22:58:34] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Really?

[22:58:37] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Because Pinkie tells us.

[22:58:46] Ace Sorou flushes red.

[22:58:54] Ace Sorou: Wha-seriously?!

[22:58:55] Tenna: W-what?

[22:59:00] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, Ace, I didn't mean to stick the knife in.

[22:59:05] Princess Twilight Sparkle grins some more.

[22:59:21] Tenna: I-I, what's happening...

[22:59:29] Ace Sorou: Oh, Sweet Einstein...

[22:59:32] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Now, I'm getting flustered thinking about sex. Please excuse me.

[22:59:33] The Ghost of Billy Mays remembers being with Rainbow Dash before their various careers cut in

[22:59:43] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Enjoy the rest of your day, everypony!

[22:59:44] Ace Sorou places his head in his hands.

[22:59:47] Princess Twilight Sparkle: Princess Twilight Sparkle beats a hasty retreat.

[22:59:54] The Ghost of Billy Mays: Goodbye for now, Princess!

[23:00:32] Tenna: U-uh, bye!

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