1994427
"I have... And training wise... Typically just PT"

1994437

"I guess that explains the BBs everywhere. Hmm. Alright then, and when is the soonest I should expect assignments?"

1994461
"When i get them from burnout."

1994466

"Alright. I'll be on my way then."

He gives a salute, and turns to leave.

1994495
"Good day."
*Slumps back again*

1958302

*i knock loudly on the door* Sir you in there?

2068433
"Yes?"

2071756 (i enter cabin and wave at Night) "How have you been?"

2073071
*...*
"...."

2073078 (I shrug and take a seat.)

2073078 (after awhile I leave and go to the range.)

2071756

sir im requesting a promotion to U-0....eeyup they didnt even make me a recruit after basic sir

2078514
*Looks at before laughing*
"What are you a chef?"

2078523

*i smile before speaking again* i have honestly no idea.....ponys round here musta been thinking in some kinda random stray homeless guy

2079364
"Dear Luna!"
*Groans pulling a stack of papers out*
"Fill here here here here here and all of these. Send back for possible promotion."

2079385

jeez didnt think there'd be so much paper work *i whistle long whislt filling the forms in* to be a recruit you gotta fill this much in....just wow

2079411
"Legal..."

2079480

touchè *i let go of the pen* done and done there ya go sir

2079480>>2079511
*Lolk walks in, holding a mug of coffee. the smell of it hits the room like a sledge hammer*

2079535

*i sniff as lolk walks in* Sweet mother of god man....theres coffee

2079545
*Lolk grins*
"Yep. I put a spell on it, so it's still fresh out of the pot! Several people have tried to kill me for it, and the want-it-need-it spell hasn't even gone of yet!"

2079590
*My eye twitches*
"Please tell me thats the coffee i asked you to get me..."

2079599
"Well it was............."

2079590>>2079599

*i eye the cup of coffee* how...how much more of that stuff you got

2079637
"This is the last cup. We're out of coffee, the roads and airways are down, and the coffee maker was disintegrated as I was running with the cup. This is the last cup of coffee in the base, with multiple enchantments to make it the best cup of coffee in the world."

2079655

*my face dead pans* your fucking with me arent you

2079655
"Give me it private. Thats an order.. I don't think i can stay awake much longer."

2079663
"Not at all. I did not get nearly blasted for anything less."
*You can tell he's telling the truth.*
(He totally is. the coffee has been enchanted with so much Hearth magic it tastes insanely good.)

2079670
*He hisses*
"Mineeeeeeee.......

2079679>>2079670

i got a feeling we got a mexican stand off here *my eyes dart between the cup of coffee, night striker and lolk* so hows this gonna go down then?

2079690
(By the way, as soon as someone tries to take the coffee, a want it need it spell will go off)
*Lolk's eyes dart between you and back fire*

2079704

(i need coffe wether or not is has a want it need it spell celestia damit)

okay this can go on of two ways....i get my ass kicked or i get the coffee....probably gonna be the first one really

2079716
*Lolk's horn fires up, it's duel auras showing*
(amber and cobalt blue)

2079704
"Cousin please?"

2079725
"Never!"
(Mexican standoff please?)
*lolk begins to drink the coffee*

2079725>>2079726
(im all for the mexican way amigo)

jeez this is gonna end badly for me *i dive for the coffee*

2079731
*A sledge hammer made of magic golf clubs you*

2079734

*i fly half way across the room when i hit the floor i roll and get straight back up* a sledge hammer...what is this WWE

2079744
*A mini train made of magic slams into you*

2079750

ahh my god *i slam into the wall and slump down* yup....its gonna go the way where i get royally fucked over

2079744 *I enter the building and watch the fight over coffee and suppress the urge to laugh*

2079757
(Want it need it spell would affect you too.)

2079757>>2079764

Hey shadow *i just dogde another train* long time no see * i duck beneath a flying car* how you been *i look up and see a piano about to fall on me* aww come on!

2079764 (Humans have a near immunity to magic I will attribute this to the human immune system and and some other factors ) (also this was already explained in my origin story that I still have)

2079771
*It accelerates, smashing you into the ground*

2079771 "A hell of a lot better than you."

2079779

ya know from what i heard from schrod i thought not to fuck around with you....guess i was right

2079787
"MY COFFEE! MINE!"'
(Want it need it spell)

(Watch this. I wanted Sombra to win so badly!)

2079785 i guess you're doing better than me

2079793 and i need coffee!

2079799
*A scythe swings at you*
"MY! COFFEE!"