1016535>>1017461
"He was killed? I thought he couldn't die."

1017736 "..."

"You mean he wasted that bar of soap on that imbecile. Now we are out of soap. What will I use for my bath!!??"

1017766
"Here..." *Pulls a fresh bar of soap out of seemingly nowhere and tosses it to you.* "Knock yourself out."
((BTW, who is your OC?))

1017784 ((I was actually referring to Zoki, but it would be good to know who you are as well. who is imperial black?))

(I am Imperial Black)
"SOAP PRAISE FAUST."

1017885>>1017870>>1016535
"But-- wait, how did soap kill Poison Leaf? I thought he couldn't die."

1017928
*Stares blankly.*
"...That... doesn't..." *Groans and shakes his head.* "Whatever."
1016535 "So is that it, then? He's dead for good? An anticlimactic finalizing death after dying so many times already... by SOAP?!"

"I'm gonna blast those IDIOT ZOMBIES!"

1018003 "Shit. That's a pretty big horde. Grab some weapons."
1017870 "You, get those barricades fortified!"
1016535 *Looks around* "Dammit, where's that mind parasite? HAROLD!!"

A black bolt escaped from my horn. The door was than covered in a black obsidian shield. I then teleport to the outside. I quickly set out sentry guns, and barricades. I create a huge ditch to slow the horde down. I quickly return.

"Um..."
1018154 "How the hell did you do that?"
"And..."
1018111 "Thanks. Distribute them amongst yourselves. I've got my own weapons."
"Get ready!"
Conduit. How many targets?
Scanning... In the group that is advancing on our position... 342.25.
'.25'?
One is severely dismembered.
Oh.
"There are about three-hundred and forty-three of them! I'm not sure how those sentries work, but we should be able to handle this horde!"

1018210 "Fair enough."
1018154 "You ready?"
*Looks around.* "Where's that other guy>>1005653?"

1018227 "I'm not sure about that..."
"Here they come!"
1018154 *Zombies approach sentries*

Warning! Additional hostiles moving in on our position!
What?! How many?
Scanning...
...
Conduit?
This may take a while.
"Uh-oh."

1018262 ((You know italics means it's in my head, right? you can't hear it unless I put it in quotes.))
Conduit, just give me an educated guess!
...Approximately 2,400 new targets. Approximately 2,740 targets total.
1018154>>1016535
"...Well, guys, looks like we've got about 2,700 zombies now... and... I don't know how much ammo those sentries have. So... good luck to us all."
You mean good luck to them all.
...
...The chances of you dying are near impossible.
Yes, Silva, I know.
So why-
-did I say 'us'? because I've got to give them hope. The real challenge for me is keeping them alive.
...
Always the hero, aren't you, Delta?
...

((This is a good stopping point for me. I've gotta turn in; I've got a big test tomorrow morning. We'll continue this sometime soon. Good night!))

1018062

*knock knock* Morons, my weakness is raisins, not soap! Let me in! hey're nawing on my vines!

1018262

LET ME IN! please?

1019431 *Teleports you in* "What the hell? How does that even work? Is Harry in there?"

1020257

Nah, He was ou there with me... I ate him, so maybe he is in my head.... yeah!

1021726

listen, I may have started this by putting my blood into thousands if people, but I can stop it...

1022433 "Wait.......... WHAT?!"

1023256

no need, I've already been shouted at!

1024943

It wasn't my fault! ... not completely, anyway... hee....

1024973

everything's a tragedy, life's a joke!

1024986

unless any of you can engineer a huge telsa tower, all I can do is laugh at your misery! Also, don't bother, my lower part's flatter than an action man! HEE HEE HEE HEE! No, Sorry... *cough* Haaa.... Funny joke about americans and fortune cookies....

1025045

And the radius is?

1025066

Hee Hee! Too bad the shock would probably kill us all...

1025092

and you wife?

1025110

Guess who won't let you touch the tower! Heeeeee!

1025142

Guess who's a moron! Raisins? Do you think i'd tell you how i can die? What have you to live for anyway? You can't reproduce! If you kill me, who will save you from everything else? And if i wanted to kill you, do you think i'd leaf it to now? How will I finish what I started? How will I find the last piece? I'm not merely an immortal moron! I know... too much... But just enough! I'm tired of this, It's straight forward time! I didn't do this... on purpose!

1025191

GAH! NEVERMIND EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, I'M BREAKING YOUR NECK!

1025205

HEE HEE HEE! *pushes button*

Self destruct activated

Uh... no! The telsa! C'mon! son of a gun!

1025225

*explosion* gah... *pushing off debris* I'm... not dead!

1025251

Ow, I am dead! *vines grab your throat* sorry, sometimes these guys have minds of their own!

1025279

well, shit.

1031124

p-please!

1032203>>1032607 "ENOUGH!!!!"
*everything goes red, everyone freezes, except for Delta.*

1032203 *looks at you.*
"Poison Leaf! You are going to tell me EXACTLY what you did to cause all of this or so help me I will see to it that you will be eating your own piss-filled shit out of your bloodied liver for the rest of your pathetic life, PLUS A FEW CENTURIES OR SO!!!"

1032705

* I am teh frozen in time n' space n' stuff*

1032741 ((you can still talk))

1032734

Well, it wasn't on purpose... how was I supposed to know my blood was deadly?

1032761 "Start. To. Finish. What happened?!"

1032764

Well, there seemed to be a huge amount of blood loss in equestria for some reason... hehehe...

1032777 "THAT'S IT. Unless in five seconds you give me a solid, explanatory story, it's piss-and-shit-filled liver time. BON APPETITE MOTHERFUCKER-!!"

1032793

I didn't do that bit! I felt bad for all those people, so I gave blood... multiple times... but I was alive, how would I know my blood would do... this...

1032813 *Calms down a bit*
"So let me get this straight... You're undead, correct?"

1032824

Yes

1032839 "And you thought spreading your zombie DNA all over a country would be a smart idea?"