Oh leafy I don't think I would want to find you a wife she would be so sad to know that theres a chance you'll survive. Here have Mastermindepilson for your wife. He's available. No dreams are reality Epilson.
whatever *kisses you* yeah, new thing to add to my stupid list, but now I know I'm straight... To make this less awkward I will now shoot you in the face!
That's "in return" in French.
1004848
Any ides?
1004844 vous parlez français?
1004856
Thinking of ideas for an RP
Got any?
1004853
A few phrases
1004857
Damn
1005010
Ah, sure
1005007
Do what the person below you says!
1005028
ZOMBIES, NOW
1005042
Lets start
wake up! There are ugly people outside!
1005056
ugly people!
1005064
please be head crabs! Please be head crabs!
1005072
yeah... Don't ask why I'm in your room with an acid squirter....
1005086
Just... You know...
1005095
...y-yeah...
1005107>>1005095>>1005064 *pounds on door*
hey let me in theres tons of them
Lets go outside and kill some Zombieponys! What acid squirted what type of acidic substance like the ones in lemons?
1005112
*opens door* oh, wait *closes door* who is it?
1005113
yes?
1005129 Its Swift open up
1005135>>1005130 im gonna be bit if you dont open the fucking door
1005072 AJ: Bro won't give me back phone!!!!
1005136
are you a zombie?
1005146
you didn't question me being in your room with a gun last night *snickers*
1005161
doc, not now!
1005147 *runs in and slams door*
*pulls out .357 revolver*
1005152
can you put an acid squirter on stun?
1005172
sorry...
1005165 not me my other bro
1005198
*puts on mask* look, I'm a pyro! *mumbles like pyro*
1005183 no
*puts on mask*
1005172
What?
1005219
*squirts you with acid* You're the gas mask child!
1005218
*squirts you* sure?
*Pulls out a bow and a quiver full of arrows.* So any last words people?
1005248
petrol, actually. *holds match in front of nozzle*
1005246
get me a wife and tell her I'm not gay
1005267
whatever, I got a P-19 ... With no bullets...
1005253
we're in a post-apocalyptic world, say something
Oh leafy I don't think I would want to find you a wife she would be so sad to know that theres a chance you'll survive. Here have Mastermindepilson for your wife. He's available. No dreams are reality Epilson.
1005294
fine, get me that moron and tell him I'm not straight
1005311
Close enough. I think I'll call everyone sexy now, sexy!
1005334
whatever *kisses you* yeah, new thing to add to my stupid list, but now I know I'm straight... To make this less awkward I will now shoot you in the face!
1005362
something wrong sexy?
1005387
then what, gorgeous?
1005387>>1005382>>1005334>>1005294
*Appears out of nowhere* "You're all a bunch of idiots, you know that?"
1005406
my doctor says its just serious brain damage!
1005409
You're telling me, ugly
1005419
sure you don't, dream boat