1005420

he's a magician!

1005420>>1005419>>1005417>>1005294
I didn't get in by conventional means. Although honestly, I could. I'm surprised no zombies have gotten in. By the way, you all might want to... oh I don't know, pay attention to them. *points at the horde.*

1005435

how about you and I go in the down stairs bunker?

1005436

they're nothing but living corpses! Have you ever seen a corpse open a door?

1005449 DON'T. STAY UP HERE. Trust me...
1005450 *looks at you.* Yes.
*Doorknob turns*

1005449

no zombies will ruin this moment

1005454

you mean they should prepare? I've died twelve times already and there's nothing wrong with me! *arm falls off*

1005461

well, you guys are screwed

1005472

what's wrong baby?

1005454 You've got the right idea.
1005474 ...i see you're still just as weird as before. Where's Deadly Plant?

1005475

*starts whistling re: your brains* hey bob, it's Tom, from the office down the hall...

1005481

i sent her on her way... Then destroyed the machine.

1005490

dont be shy!

1005500 Well... I'm glad you did the right thing.
*looks over to zombies*
1005490>>1005503 HEADS UP EVERYPONY! We got incoming!

1005521

*put hand on you*

1005527

I stopped enjoying her company after she killed me

1005503

what is it?

1005556

HSSSSSS Fine, I'll help! *pulls out syringe* this will at least try to prevent the infection.

1005557

something wrong?

1005593

good...

1005556 Well, that worked like a charm. I'll clear out the stragglers.
1005572 You, try treating wounds and whatnot. Try not to be weird.
1005557 You, ignore him.
I'll be right back. *teleports outside, fires plasma cannons at remaining zombies, then flies out of view*

1005603

*sticks a plaster on a half exploded zombie* I'm a doctor!

1005612

unless you want me to do it

1005617

This might hurt, handsome *sting in your back side* there, now you have less a chance to get destroyed at first sight!

1005635

*tries to put it back on with super glue* awwww....

1005639

now, I made it longer than the average needle, so it might poke your lungs at some point...

1005653

let me stick a plaster on there...

1005658

great, now it won't go into your veins, nice job!

1005672

where did you get that?

1005689

whatever

1005709

nah, looks like are red friend is asleep from the injection. Leaving only me... And you...

1005719>>1005731 ((no im not. I left to take care of the stragglers))

1005731

not him, the other one. I didn't inject that one... But we are here alone...

1005753

im looking for more than that...

1005774

ah, sure

1005808

what? It's hard to... Ya' know

1005826

sure you don't want leaves all over it?

1005830>>1005857 *Lands nearby* Alright, I think... that...
*stares.*
Wow... what the f... Y'know... I'm... wh....
*walks away.*

Thats not a pretty sight.

1005857

they're very decorative

1005895

IT's HARD TO... What? What's wrong with choking a blow up thing with vines?

1006775

how do you know when you've choked something to death-ness?

1010178 wait, why did you have this and what do you use it for?

1010209I'm using it to practice killing you later so I can eat your heart and gain your courage!

"Ahhh Soap! Your wasting that on him! Sure don't ask Imperial Black if he wants soap for his bath!"

1010296

*Explodes*

... You've killed him! Finally! now to find a new host...

1012414>>1010312>>1010296
Warning: Nuero-Parasitic Biosignatures detected
"Uh oh… not you again..."
*flies back*
"Where's Poison Leaf?"

1016236

That moron killed him!

1016382 "...Harry?"

1016528

I was starting to be-friend that moron too... Well, he's dead for threatening to murder someone... my bet was on him licking an electrical output.