(Yeah, you get it.)

i am teh dead

make me not

*Walks in trots up to the desk.* I'm here to volunteer at the hospital.

847324 i would like to kill...

er, i mean save the lives of our wonderful citizens

847386>>847439 Well, welcome. I am Nurse Redheart. If you would sign your name here, please.

847445 P-O-I-S-O-N L-E-AF

''YAY! wait, don't you need a medical license?

847457 Not if you are just volunteering.

847464 ''... okay... wait, are we lab rats!?''

because if so i'll get burner as a replacement

847466 Lab rats? No silly... We're in a hospital.

847489 ''... no indangering our lives?''

Actually I do have a medical licence... But it only works in the Zebra lands. *Signs up to the volunteer list.*

847505 ''i'm a florist so... i barley know anything about this''

Yum flowers. Tell me do you happen to stock any Zimbabwean Rose Lilys?

847527 *wheeps when you say ''yum, flowers'' and hides flowers on desk''

847527 ''although i do. mostly everfree forest flowers though. that's where i live.

but the shop is in ponyville''

Uh I'm not going to eat any. I said yum flowers because it reminded me of my adventures with the Nez Prance a deer tribe. They made this scrumptious tea with the Zimbabwean Rose Lilys petals.

847553 *puts flower back on desk*

849559 "hehehe, yes I am" I say sucking up gas.

Yes I am. Are you?

852116 "I... Heehee... Like to indanger the lives of others"

852313 *drops unconscious from the gas*

"What do they out in that stuff? Oh, wait. It's sleeping gas not laughing gas"

852344 hold on now, it's just... Oh wait, it's poison... Oh dear..."

852360 well... I thought it was laughing gas.

852365 hehe... It doubles a laughing gas though

852377 "... sure" *rolls eyes*

852393 fine, I'll stick to booze... Hehehe"

852405 worth it...

852417 humour is better than drama

852426 and I have to be there to be unfitting and make no sense at all

852436 and that makes my life worth while...

Maybe humour could help you in life

852454... Good start!

852464 great, just don't read any joke books!

852487 try watching huge road accidents

They always make me laugh

852500 Schadenfreude: the joy in others' woes

852511 Ireland

But that was German