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I say every Brony in the world just amasses as an army, writes our own rules in some sort of codex, and makes armour in the colours and attributes of our OC's - with one colour in common, then within this army we'd have groups based on favourite Princesses. Meaning one group would have per-say white and blue for Luna, whilst another would have white and pink for Cadence. (Alongside the shared cutie mark patch, and the companies, alongside that of the army.)

Once that's all sorted we need to pick a country, I nominate New Zealand - I come from that country, it's awesome and extremely beautiful, thus we need it for our war machine peaceful nation to build a foundation. Once we have decided upon a country, we stockpile weapons of mass friendship, or death depending on how the media sees us.

Then on some date that we can make historic, we launch a full-scale invasion on the helpless country. We'd make our way from one end of the country to the other (In order to avoid terrible flanking) in an orderly fashion, and take the capital - then we'd fly the joint armies flag over the place of the countries old one. From there we would establish a new type of government based on friendship and ponies, convert everybody to our cause/kick them out and continue until the whole country was ours.

From there our more creative members could simply go back to being civilians, whilst those more attuned to the new warmongering friendship overriding army lifestyle can become our official army, alongside those of the past country who decided to join us. From there, we keep those in the government in power and make some sort of friendship based system, pick out a name and inform the U.N that our country is now called [...] and that we only want friendship and ponies upon our enemies, and allies.

Maybe I need to stop plotting this...

1783996
I would be in the grey-and-off-yellow group for Derpy. :derpytongue2:

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1784000

A company of muffin mortars?

Perfect, you fantastic man you.

1784001
The Drury Lane Mortarmen. that's what we'd call ourselves.

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1784006

I guess you're the obvious choice for a leader of such a glorious company.

Also, it appears somebody doest want us to conquer a nation live in peace amongst ourselves.

1784008
I guess not. and if you would allow me the privilege of leading that company, I would gladly take that upon myself.

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1784022

I gladly give unto you, the title of Command, of the honourable Drury Lane Mortarmen.

What does this make me? :rainbowlaugh:

1784027
General Disarray - I mean, General Vocal.

1783996

Give me my B-52... We're gonna Sonic Rainboom some joints in the Rainbow branch!

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1784032

Hahahaha, oh god I'm crying... I just... damn that got me right in the funnies.

Führer General Vocal it is then!

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1784044

Welcome to the army, soldier - glad to have such a fine man providing some overhead support - lets show these folks what a real Pegasi fight squad can do in the skies!

The decpticon army in all generations is avaliable for your OUR collective use.
I have a warship, a chain of command, steady supplies.
My demands are as follows:
Control over all energon mines.
Darkmount v3 will be erected over London.
All autobots will be treated as war criminals/
I will rule over the Uk and Ireland.
Use of the show's staff to enact all the fanfics.

They will be met or the decepticon army will not help your cause.
Megatron out.

1783996

a titchy bit dictaroiyish but hell if im missing out on this im wearing white with Red Vinyl Scratchs Company or id go luna always luna

hmmm para recon company *drools*

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1784164

Your demands please me, you will receive them once we take a land of our own.

...also meet me in my office, we have things to discuss in private.

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1784299

Vinyl is my favourite pony, you are automatically a Luitennant for mentioning her.

Welcome aboard! We're all about fascism capitalism democracy socialism communism friendship and ponies, honest!

1784415

*looks at scribbled out words* love friendship tolerance and friendship again i cant see anything wrong her

*Wooo para's :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay: 5/5 flutteryays for em*

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1784424

Easy company! The best paratroopers ever! :rainbowdetermined2:

Nothing bad here, just a communist Brony wanting to make a cool group in which we can find a way to make the world better, and in-turn our lives, by making a government based on friendship and ponies - with our own country.

1784444


Aahh i'd have to go with the british paras mate or 22 air troop of the SAS (if i get in it would be like a drweam come true) sorry im british Who Dares Wins :rainbowdetermined2:

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1784453

I'm a British; Russian; Maori; Irish and Scottish bloke, who likes Easy company :rainbowlaugh:

Best of British was the Armour core, in my opinion - my grandfather served with it during WWII

1784470

fair enough i mean who am i to judge some one in a communist fascit capitilist friendship and harmony loving country?

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1784489

Heh, only Communist mate, I don't bite. :raritywink:

As for the country thing, I live in Oxfordshire! :rainbowlaugh:

1784507

EGADS.....actually nice :rainbowdetermined2: i live in north devon farmer country :rainbowlaugh:

were 99% of traffic jams are coz of tractors

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1784537

I went to Devon for a holiday, good farming country and nice fertile land - my family had a farm up here. Tractors? Oh god, here too man.

1784575

hate em i gotta live next to a field and every day back from school is welcomed with shi* or fertiliser :twilightangry2:

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1784596

I lived on a farm for a year over in NZ... smelt of shit, shit and more shit. I'm gad we moved. :trollestia:

1784624

:eeyup: shit shit and guess what A PUPPY eeyup got my dog when we went to a farm before we fully moved into devon (yeah thats right im a wiltshirean <i made that up>)

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1784635

A puppy huh? Is it a huntsman hound or just something you'll love and keep around?

1784682

its a wee little jack russle a growler kind of a bastard but small and lovable :yay:

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1784694

Jack Russles are the best dogs, I had two when I was younger - great hunting animals and really cute/playful

1784752

Yeah if you count almost getting ya fingers bitten of then hell yeah real cute and playfull :yay::rainbowkiss:

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1784770

My dog got kicked in the face after he tried to hunt a horse... he was a little derpy, bless him. :pinkiesad2:

1784815


Awwwww.....my heart official just melted :pinkiesad2:

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1784834

Heh, he was a lot of fun to be around. :ajsleepy:

1784859

was.....:pinkiesad2::fluttercry: awww my god my heart just reformed and exploded then the remains just melted ahhh its killing me

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1784888

Nooo! We've lost a soldier! :fluttershbad:

1784906

*medic runs over* DEFIB

*alive gets blown up again* DEFIB

yay defib helps with everything :yay:

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1784946

The DEFIB, Battlefield's most well known tool, behind C4.

Gotta' love it when the enemy walks into your C4 traps~

1789597

too true....

plus for the insignia...maybe the SAS wings or para's wings with the easy company logo in between :rainbowderp:

but i dunno just a suggestion.

still aint sure about who would lead the para recon company.......im thinking rainbow but...then again there's spitfire and soarin

got the motto sorted

Oculos ius difficile et ieiunium (hard and fast right between the eyes)

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1794451

I think Rainbow would lead the airborne AA Pegasi, while Spitfire would be Airborne in general and Soarin would be paras.

1796670

sounds about right dont it

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It does indeed.

1796772

what would the military's overall name be anyways.

and commander callsigns BAGSY OVERLORD

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1796886

The... friendship collective?

I'll go with... hmmm

1796900


are you thinking of a callsign or is it hmmm

1796900

how's about we put this religion stuff behind us eh friend?

InfinitelySkilled
Group Admin

1796900 This sounds like a good story idea... Good thing I am a creative writer.:pinkiehappy:

But alas, War is never the answer...But assassination of the top generals, thus leaving all countries helpless and lost? Different story...

Talk with me some time...

:ajbemused: no. We need to go pinkie pie on dose bitches.

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