It's lonely here. Discordians, where are you? Come and grind best pony while you tell me about your day.

I don't want to get over you, even if we've never met. I haven't begun to have stalked you yet, never saw you through the lens of a long-range camera as you look out the window and into the unfathomable fishnet realm where wolves cuddled tiny dragons in heavy metal clubs. Meet me and tighten up my wig.

Yo! Do I need to get out my forceps? Isn't this enough of a hello for you? Beautiful, everyone, all sexy near the land. I become sticky and speak to the language men, but who I really wanted to speak with was you. Ahhh! The insanity was good. Can you dig it? Then dig deeper. Come inside.

3042459 Sorry, the amount of hardcore baking porn in the public televisions has caused incredible distress to all the little kitties and made it hard to read. I suppose they've all left for MidnightFucker and Poopidar instead of our horseapples.

3045868 And that's sad. They don't know what they're missing. Our horseapples are strange, green and spiny with just the right amount of moisture to give it that crisp crunch. Available at selected outlets near you at the lowest prices!

But at least there's you, and that makes my pineal gland a-tingle.