So there I was minding my own business when suddenly Dave Duchovny comes up to me and throws me to the ground and jerks me off right there in the middle of the supermarket. So I'm covered in my own jizz (seriously, I come a lot), when Warwick Davis and Vern Troyer jump on top of me and Troyer makes me eat from his filthy midget asshole while Davis forces a carrot down my urethra. No joke! Now my face is covered in dwarf shit and a whole flock of rabbits flies down and start screaming about how hungry they are, so I pulled the carrot from my dick and fed it to them.

then i shoved them all up twists asshole what a little whore amiright

you missed the part about the cashier screaming out his love for anal devestation while performing the rain dance