Since nobody gets thread notifications anymore I doubt anyone will ever read this. Groups were the main reason I use this site, but without being informed of every new thread, I'm simply too lazy to check up on them myself. But let's get to the chaos, shall we? Right.

First off, there seems to be a water leak in Arnold Schwarzenegger's pipes. It's the only way they could remain so shiny. Please inform his plumber.

Two, I find that when I wear my cowboy boots, people always ask if I'm in a band. I've started saying yes, and informing them of all the wonderful things we do, and to check out our record coming out in a couple weeks. Dude, we've got our own songs, a couple Stones and Creedence covers, your lot.

And C, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but I think my turntable is broken. I know, I know, but I turned it on and it caught fire and exploded and now I think there are spiders living in my ears.