WASSABI!!!

814555 The price of gas.

814555 The sky.

814565 lol

814584 I'm sure you meant Cloudsdale.

814592 The air.

814596 The moon.

814602 Me.

814605 You are above the moon? Wouldn't you be dead?

814608 Ozone.

MY THREAD'S MORE POINTLESS THAN YOURS

814614 Fish.

NO IT'S NOT!

814624 Evil chicken.

YES IT IS

814608 Nope.

814638 I ate 37 black licorice jelly beans through a straw.

YES IT IS!

814643 Oh.

814650 I chewed milk. Liquid milk.

AHA! YOU ACCEPTED IT!

814654 I drank a hamburger. A solid Hamburger.

OR DID I?

814661 I'm flying. On a crocodile riding an elephant.

YES YOU DID

814666 I'm swimming on a lightsaber in space.

NOPE!

814674 I am me.

YEAH HUH

814679 I am you.

NOPE!

814689 Thou art me. We're a happy family~!

EENOPEYUP

814693 Exactly! The only reason I am you is because of how pointless I am!

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

814764 Nah, I'm the part that's more pointless.

I have the Commando.
<----
YOUR argument is invalid.

814772 Well...

Now what?

814783 Then you don't exist.

Rainbows are light.

Your DNA is light.

Light needs to move.

Your DNA is moving.

You can't replicate your DNA.

You can't have offspring.

You can't repair DNA damage.

You can't produce RNA.

No RNA means no proteins.

814792 Exactly. That's how pointless I am.

814798 Except you can't be pointless because "you" never existed in the first place.

814605 after TheCloudtop: there are BANANAS

814803
Calm down, I am the pokemon Y mascot, how about that?

1005063

I am the pokemon Y mascot

*cough cough* Yveltal.*cough cough*

814783
814602
814555
I AM YOUR GOD