Note: In this scenario, I changed The Grand Pack's name to simply, The Pack. Because, you know... TGP. Anyway, here it is.

The Pack vs. Chaos Legions

Player: The Pack

Enemy: Chaos Legions

Units,

Battlehounds: 300

Guardogs: 200

Bloodhounds: 250

Heroes: Rex, Ace, and Yankee.

Enemy Unit,:

Timberwolves: 600

Cockatrice: 250

Manticores: 10

Heroes: N/A

The Pack's largest village is under attack by one of Discord's Chaos Legions! Lock up the women and pups and defend the village!

The Chaos Legion is attacking from the north. The northern section of the village is the most heavily defended area of the village, where a heavily fortified trenchline is dug. The trenchline is protected by barricades and barbed wire, with openings that allow for a mass charge. Behind the trenchline are five ballistae, three catapults and two tebuchets.

The Chaos monsters are coming from the treeline from a small hill several hundred meters away from the trenchline. The sun is down, but the enire area is covered in snow, slightly illuminating the the battlefield. The Dogs also have a around twenty torches at the trench, which are large and sturdy enough to be used as weapons, however, anydog who uses them will be permanentely unable to use his original weapons.

The iron gate, sever meters behind the trenchline, is lock tight, do not let the Chaos monsters break through! Cry havoc and let slip the Dogs of war!

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Form the guard dogs along the trench! Form them in four groups of fifty, one groups is to be spread across the trench with torches at hand, ready to receive the Timberwolves.

Another two groups I want placed at the openings to prevent the enemy from entering from there. The third one is to be left at the village to help evacuate the females and pups.

I want three groups of Battlehounds at the ready along the trench, each group led by a different hero. Rex in the right flank, Ace in the left flank and Yankee in the middle. They are to hold the position against anything that attacks it.

Bloodhounds stand at the back of the trench as reserves, ready to reinforce any area that needs it.

Now, if I were the enemy I would launch all ten maitcores at the center, to break apart the line while the Cockatrices lend support on the left flank and the Timberwolves are split evenly in three groups, two at the right flank and the other one aiding the manticores.

So I don't really see much ways The Pack can win this one. At least I saved the children?

503666
How courteous.

503720 Muy bien, amigo.

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503747

Mil gracias camarada.

503749 Camarada? ¿Qué eres, un español que habla ruso? Joking.

503753

Haha! No, si fuera Ruso mediria tres metros y cenaria osos recien cazados por mis propias manos... Estilo Fluttershy.

503759 No dejes que oírte decir eso. Los osos pardos son peligrosos.

^ wat is happening...

503809

First comment I am being congratzed.

Second I say thankz.

Third I am believed to be russian.

Fourth I state that since I cannot kill a bear with my bare hands and eat it raw (while being three meters tall) I cannot be russian.

Fifth grizzly bears are dangerous.

That's pretty much the summed up version of it

503873 Why not just use a good ol' RPK to rip those bears apart? But, then again... En la Rusia soviética, ametralladora que dispara.

503940

En la Rusia Sovietica, las balas disparan ametralladoras y los cuevas viven en osos.

503947 You've never heard any of those Soviet Russia jokes? No importa, en Estados Unidos, usamos rifles de caza.

503957

I always thought the entire purpose of a soviet russia joke was to put things backwards... As in 'In soviet Russia food eats you!' but I don't think I translated it very well into spanish

503962 Actually, I think the purpose of those jokes was to very subtly make fun of communism.

503964

As in 'In Soviet Russia worker owns company' ?

503969
... Holy shit I never thought of it working like that!

I think those parameters may be off-limits to the joke.

503969 No, 'in Soviet Russia, system controls you'. Get it?

503976

I think I do... But isn't communal ownership of companies and other means of production a basic communist ideal? Maybe I'm paying too much attention to my socialist teacher... I think I'm turning into Che Guevara...

Commands given: Hold, Fire Artillery

Positions: Trench, middle lines, rear lines, gate.

It's not too hard really. You got 600 timberwolves incoming. There's 3 catapults and 2 trebuchets. And there's torches. Just get me some flammable ammunition and let loose at the incoming dog charge. I'll move them back to the rear to make sure they're safe.

Ballistae will be in the middle lines. They'll aim for the manticores.

As for the others, I'll just leave 150 of the guard dogs in the trenches for them to hold there. The other 50 will be at the gate, as a final line of defense.

All battle hounds will be in the trenches as well.

Blood hounds will be in between the artillery line and trench line. They'll get any enemy that manages to slip through the trench defense.

503986 Oh, so, I made this too easy?

503994
Not necessarily. You just gave me the tools to make a good solution. I don't know about other people, but I try to simplify my plan.

504002 Ah, following the KISS directive.

503984 Companies? ... I don't think so.

503666

the women and pups

Shouldn't that be "Lock up the bitches and pups"?