I don't need cameras...they always betray me. "Come here," they whisper, "Let the world see your dashing good looks. I'll bring out your best side, and make it better." I obey. And then they run away laughing, threatening to spread the fruits of their labour on the internet like jam on toast...
as soon as I find a camera
Pff, I'm sexy without a camera... what?
I don't need cameras...they always betray me.
"Come here," they whisper, "Let the world see your dashing good looks. I'll bring out your best side, and make it better." I obey. And then they run away laughing, threatening to spread the fruits of their labour on the internet like jam on toast...